Bud Vapor
@StonedLogic
This is my place to write down things that seem logical when I am stoned... and allow you to decide if they actually are!
Everybody play with stool... Sometime, There's no exception to the rule. I'm gunna say it again, Everybody plays with stool! (hehe stool!)
At least you aren't the loser from Tuscaloosa! Sound like a bad gig! My bum hurts mommy!
Frozen grapes are just great! I could eat a fucking metric ton of these maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan-erama!
Do all stoned guys like their schlongs played with/batted around? Or is it just me?
Never discuss nipple size with your wife while stoned... Not good for either of you... Where is pinky? Or was that Thumbpkin?
Imagine if your sack was long enough that you could step on it! Be like walking on a velvet pillow!
I am too fucked up to type anything funny... So we will have to be serious tonight. Wow 144 characters is a lot to try to fill lalalalalala
I am fucked up watching Family Guy and eating awesome awesome taffy! Funny shit man.
I am wrecked and have decided dancing for vagina can be educational as well as fun! Shitboble Ganga Taint?!
Anallota: Would make a great porn name for a chick who does a lot of anal scenes
I have been vaporizing daily since Nov 1st. Not sure why that was important enough to fucking share with you!?
My taffy is ass-walloping good. On a scale of bad being 1 & awesome being 10... Ass-walloping would be a 17! You betta ask someone!
My wife told a moth "Mothy get offy". She was baked, but it makes sense right? Poop salad for everyone!
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