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@StoopidTree
Just another snarky prick...but with a little more class. This place is cheaper than therapy. Part time co-host of @Atomic_Rubbish . #warrior #LoverOfBooze
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Is this still the place where we comically share our tragic outlook on life?
Every time I walk outside it steals part of my soul and drains me of all energy. For this reason I’m giving the sun a 1 star rating
I sometimes miss my twitter therapy sessions. Just being able to dole out a little crazy at a time always helped.
I’ve learned a lot of truths in this life. Unfortunately one of them was you can’t love two people…Simultaneously.
First Trophy In Club History! Austin FC Win Copa Tejas! 🏆 WE ARE THE BEST IN TEXAS! #AustinFC #MLS #CopaTejas
We haven’t achieved anything yet! We keep humble, we keep growing, we keep going! Thank you for the amazing support as always 💚🖤
Let’s go boyz!! It’s that mid-season switch. Come hard….come proper.
I wish there was a way to apologize to everyone I’ve ever wronged and make them happier. I never meant to be the bad guy in anyones story.
Several times a day I catch myself saying “ok boomer” to myself so yea…I know I’m old
It’s Friday, you don’t have #monkeypox , who’s better than you?!
Who’s ready for tonight’s LIVE NSP Performance at the @StanleyHotel ? Brace yourselves for a live performance by @CummingsDG @GrahamNY @jnmcevoy @NRGoodnight @SarahRuthVoice with music by @WondrousSound #charity #horror #TuesdayMotivaton #live
I love the smell of leather in the morning…your mom is so hot
My youngest daughter turned 18 today. Does that mean I can legally ask for the senior discount at restaurants? Or maybe I start playing bridge tournaments?
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