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#Browns have installed bleachers at training camp. Excellent addition to enhance experience for fans

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Not everyone I talk to Loves Raymond. But most seem to love Rain Man.


Hit a pothole that practically swallowed my fucking car. Thought it was a puddle. Nope. It was a pothole that Swallows cars


What else free are you going to give me?


Serious question. If I opened a package of bacon last week, wrapped it up kind of good, would it be safe to eat today?


#wednesdaywisdom Women love romance. They love spontaneity. And yes, I had to Google how to spell spontaneity


There's a girl in my apartment complex that leaves a straw in front of my door pretty much everyday. Is it love? No ... It's Fancy Feast


Found out that the Justice League movie is a blatant rip of my jury duty doc, called "Justice Lead." It's basically me serving jury duty


Other than John, I'm the only other dude that can pull off that look⚡ Happy Birthday, Elton! by @eltonofficial


Oh, thought someone just followed me. Just came on to check. As you were.


I don't mean to be a pain, but I'm never going to be able to afford that jet ski at this rate


It's been 2 or so minutes since I unleashed my Twitter on the masses. When can I expect the follows to start rolling in?


Becoming famous officially starts today. What's the record for most Twitter followers in an afternoon? I'll beat it by a few thousand


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