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“I believe in believe” -Ted Lasso | SF Giants | ASU Sun Devils | Man United | Pop-Punk & Emo Music | Gryffindor | Sarcastic |

Chad Powers went from a laugh every minute to basically Ted Lasso season two really quickly. @hulu We need a season two!


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chad powers (2025)

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Auburn just called in tears begging me to take the head coaching job. I just laughed, said “maybe you shouldn’t have closed your Beef O’Brady’s,” and hung up the phone


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What's the worst mistake your team has ever made?



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We saw the last Sam Leavitt to Jordyn Tyson touchdown at Arizona State and didn’t even know it.


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You probably don't want us anywhere near a remodel

Wait, they’re really attaching a @CrackerBarrel to the East Wing? 😂

WallStreetMav's tweet image. Wait, they’re really attaching a @CrackerBarrel to the East Wing? 😂


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Barry Bonds never failed a drug test.

SFGiantsMemer's tweet image. Barry Bonds never failed a drug test.

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2 more games for Americas team.

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AOC nailing it again! 🎯 Trans women tend to be better athletes because they have to work harder to combat oppression. Cis women are just too lazy to beat them.

Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn’t have come in fifth.



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i obviously hope he’s okay but him asking for help up like he was just gonna walk it off while his foot is at a 90 degree angle is perfect skattebo, heal up big guy

Not Cam Skattebo man. Praying for him.



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In 2013, Miles Scott, a young leukemia survivor turned superhero for a day, became Bat Kid and saved San Francisco. And leading him onto the field? None other than Giants ace Matt Cain, standing proudly beside a real-life hero. Cain and his wife pledged $50,000 to the…

nut_history's tweet image. In 2013, Miles Scott, a young leukemia survivor turned superhero for a day, became Bat Kid and saved San Francisco.

And leading him onto the field? None other than Giants ace Matt Cain, standing proudly beside a real-life hero. Cain and his wife pledged $50,000 to the…

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Never leaving this app

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The #SFGiants announced today that they have named Tony Vitello the 40th field manager in club history.

SFGiants's tweet image. The #SFGiants announced today that they have named Tony Vitello the 40th field manager in club history.

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Nah, we like hosting the World’s Largest Cocktail Party in Jacksonville (even though it’s been tough on FL recently). But we can use it to keep @3YearLetterman out — he’d probably get too inebriated and get bounced from the game anyways so we might as well short-circuit the…

Omg. That would also keep out the UGA fans. 🐶 Two birds, one stone



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This is why I fw beavers heavy. No politics, no drama, no sass, just gonna build a nice dam and that’s it

This beaver was orphaned and rescued as a newborn, Watch the incredible instinct to build a dam, even though it’s never seen it’s parents build one.



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One of these is the Obama Library and the other is a North Korean guard tower.

ScottAdamsSays's tweet image. One of these is the Obama Library and the other is a North Korean guard tower.
ScottAdamsSays's tweet image. One of these is the Obama Library and the other is a North Korean guard tower.

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Pablo Sandoval was the first pitcher to hit 3 home runs in a postseason game…and he did it in the World Series against one of the greatest pitchers of all time Just sayin 🤷‍♂️

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Just sayin 🤷‍♂️
mmonreal0423's tweet image. Pablo Sandoval was the first pitcher to hit 3 home runs in a postseason game…and he did it in the World Series against one of the greatest pitchers of all time 

Just sayin 🤷‍♂️

Bring back Ned


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