StrandedOnEarth
@StrandedOnUrth
Been on Urth for about 10 years now. No chance of escape. Hoping to meet others that share my situation. %)
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When I told my buddy back home what an anus was he laughed so hard he sprayed milk out his nosemouthrectum! #Kanye #funny #ThankfulThursday
Someone told me #twitter has #bots! I knew they'd track me down but not so soon! #Wimbledon #ThankfulThursday #cats
Tennis is pretty cool. Would be better with lasers, but then what isn't? #Wimbledon #lasertennis #cats #balls
Tried to tell buddy back home urthlings burn dinosaur goop for fuel. Didn't believe me. #Wimbledon #cats #Hillary
Tip: if stranded in the dessert find a human. They're like 95% water! #Kanye #ThankfulThursday #cats
Not sure why everyone is so upset about #trump I was a slave on Glaxnar 7 for 80 years. #yougetusedtoit#cats#kanye
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