Agent 7
@StrexAgent7
I'm Agent 7, I work for StrexCorp and you better believe I'm here to do my job. (RP Journal)
So this is Night Vale. Can't wait to get home again and I've been here for two minutes.
Five is a first grade asshole, but you know what? He's the best man to have on your side in a crisis.
Five seems to think that a fractured wrist means that I appreciate what he was doing. He's adorable.
Five's latest trick seems to involve installing cameras in the ladies room. My latest trick involved pouring hot coffee down his neck.
That other moment when you're not sure if you left enough food and water. Well. At least they have each other. That's a comfort.
That moment when you don't remember if you left the scientists out of the underground bunker before leaving and turning off the lights.
Y'know what? I did not mean anything I said as slut-shaming. Be happy and free and sexing away, just on your own time. #strexyoubetterwork
@StrexAgent13 I know, right? Why wouldn't it be. Besides, it helps with a clear mind.
@StrexAgent13 *amused* Maybe that's how it is. Or maybe it's something completely different. Maybe I don't do sex at all, 13. Maybe things -
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