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Matt Stringer

@Stringem

Living the Dream:)

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These bitches keep tweeting "Nobody's perfect" yet here I am....


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@Stringem visiting Gutville tonight. women put your tightest pants on, nay wear a chastity belt, nay just don't go out. He will get in#tiger


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Fat Bitches send you one nude & that shit be like "Pages 1 of 6".


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People that text back instantly. I like that shit


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Alcohol goes in, Truth comes out


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A Full Review Of iPhone 5s. evad3rs.net/2013/09/a-full…


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"@Funny_Truth: Nice virginity. Can I have it?"@Stringem


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Roses are red, and sometimes thorny. When I think of you, it makes me horny.


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Interesting fact: You're a slut and the world hates you.


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If I delete your number... You're basically deleted from my life. ✋✋


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When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I say to them, "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?"


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Relationships are harder now because conversations becomes texting, argument becomes phone calls, and feelings become statuses and tweets.


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Tuck into a taste adventure with our Double-Crammed-Crust pizza! RT for an unexpected adventure of your own! youtu.be/5phASrfLPpw


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If your legs open up faster than Google’s homepage. You are not girlfriend material.


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what's that thing called when your crush likes you back? oh yeah imagination


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If you get drunk and don't regret anything the next day, then something is wrong with the way you drink.


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Dance like nobody's watching. But masturbate like everyone is.


Do yourself a favour...look at the moon! #capetownflare


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I'll stop being sarcastic when you stop being a stupid fuck.


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