Byron Lewis
@StutterFlutter
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I'm not sure where the week went. I'm so tired. @WillJMacIntyre and I now have a daughter. She's 9 days old, and her name is Emily Alexis.
oh god, can't breathe, just got the call from the hospital, going to be a dad in a few hours, brb, panicking
Maybe I'll just go get a shower and consider carefully the fact that a new piercing and a new tattoo since January is excessive even for me.
In other, less panicky news, my new piercing is really fucking itchy and sore. I keep forgetting how annoying fresh piercings are.
Okay. Okay. It's nearly seven, and Will should be getting up for work soon. I can be calm until then.
I still am not remotely used to saying "our kid". I still have no idea how to be a dad. I'm still terrified I'm going to fuck it up.
In the mean time, I'm about to have a fucking heart attack, I'm so scared about what's going to happen when she does have the kid.
As far as I've heard, she still hasn't gone into labor, though, so there's no telling when our kid will be born.
An update on my life, since I'm never on Twitter anymore and I'm still not asleep: the woman Will and I are adopting from was due yesterday.
One of these days, this will probably be me, except it'll be whiskey that does me in, not tequila. http://bit.ly/mKgQz
So I'm going to have to be awake at eight at the latest tomorrow to leave by nine to be there by 10:30. Fuck. Yeah. Packing.
Maybe I'll just go pack for the trip. The flight doesn't leave until noon tomorrow, but we'll still have to drive to NY and have extra time.
I wasn't aware eight AM persisted past grade school until just now. I've been awake for 45 minutes and show no promise of sleeping more.
I think I'm feeling okay about this today, though. And they know. So here goes nothing. (I really don't want to watch football.)
Okay, so I'm being summoned now. I guess I can't hide any longer. I will never get used to this huge-family-thing.
@WillJMacIntyre Don't you have your own twitter account? Or do you keep stealing Will's phone?
@WillJMacIntyre You could come in here and talk to me like a normal person instead of tweeting because you can't leave the football game.
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