“@GeoffTheRobot: I always wear a helmet on my bone."TRANSLATION:My pin is 9297 in case anyone's interested in hacking nude pics off my phone
"@SamuelLJackson: Happy 4th of July!!!🇺🇸” TRANSLATION: I'VE HAD WITH IT THESE MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES... ON THIS MOTHER FUCKIN PLANE!!!
“@JoeBiden: Happy Easter! http://t.co/P3C68ZW6Bb” TRANSLATION: GUUUUURL...YOU BEST BELIEVE IMMA FIND DEM EGGS
“@AdamRichman: The crowd roar was something I'll never forget.” TRANSLATION: YOU HAVENT LIVED UNTIL YOU TITTY FUCKED A CHEESEBURGER.
“@GillianA: @davidduchovny Honey, did you put it back cause I can't find it.” TRANSLATION: HOW's THIS FOR AN #X-FILE...I FUCK LIKE A TIGER
“@Harry_Styles: @eltonjohndotcom is a living legend. http://t.co/hvBXmpQu1w” TRANSLATION: OCCASIONALLY...WE FUCK EACH OTHER SENSELESS.
@SubtextCaptain it's people like you that don't even deserve the title "scum of the blogosphere."
RT @allidebona: @RAYSingthebarre ohhhhhhhhhhhh Harsh! Good luck auditioning for companies! #breakingpointe [TRANSLATION: you mad bro?]
RT @BeckanneSisk: I get butterflies all in my stomach before I watch #BreakingPointe [TRANSLATION: OMG these diarrhea cramps are killing me]
RT @ParisHilton: Great day of meetings and music! [TRANSLATION: I am dead inside]
RT @PrettyHouseGal: Sigh...I wish the men I dated would catch me some food...#lifebelowzero [TRANSLATION: I'll blow you for a hot meal.]
RT @JoshLeCash: i wish i still had a shot with Selena Gomez u guys [TRANSLATION: Maybe if I whine enough she'll love me #whoisjoshlecash]
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