SubtleAnarchy
@Subtle_Anarchy
Very much enjoying my BDSM journey. 🙂 Started to keep my regular Twitter and my kink Twitter separate.
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I’m finally ready to tell the world about my private life. This has taken a lot of courage and a lot of thought. But here we go. shorturl.at/nENOY
Ian Hislop, "Paula Vennells cried 4 times for herself.. It was a really disgraceful performance" #HIGNFY "She said things like: I didn't know they were prosecuting these people when I took over.. That isn't true, it's all lies" Ruth Davidson, "I also don't understand how you…
Absolutely best joke, amongst scores of other brilliant jokes, from Milton Jones last night: If you Google 'lost medieval servant boy', it comes up with 'this page cannot be found'.
Motorway in Britain: “Go 40mph for a bit” You: “Why? What’s happened?” Motorway: “Absolutely nothing”
Is this person hard of thinking? No one’s dating babies, you fucking maniac.
Happy Birthday Sir Terry Pratchett (28 April 1948), our favourite cat-loving, sword-bearing writer in black. Although he sadly passed in 2015, "a man is not dead while his name is still spoken" #GNUTerryPratchett
On the day govt formally announce Channel 4 privatisation they have refused #C4News requests for an interview and no Tory MPs approached will do it either. We were just about to interview one and he cancelled moments before. Do they really want to ‘unleash potential’?
British ‘Knock Knock’ joke: Knock Knock *Brit stays silent and very still until knocking stops*
December 1st: Mull everything. If it moves, mull it. Wine? Mull it. Cider? Mull it. Water? Mull it. Socks? Mull ‘em. Pigeons? Get them mulled. Hair? Mullet. Kettle? Fill it with mull. Mull everything in Britain.
Hey @Twitter - why have you suspended this account without reason? Makes you look… well… Not Good.
Hey @Twitter - any response as to why you've suspended a tiny bi charity? Cos it appears that bigots can attack the most vulnerable without any repercussions, which is NOT a good look for you #BringBackBiscuit
Hey @AerLingus! Nobody had reduced me to tears by being abusively rude since 2005 when I got CBT…but today your ground staff, flight EI385 HTR managed it! Is calling passengers ‘motherf*cker’ in your policy?If so the woman checking us in did a sterling job and deserves promotion
I'm begging literally any editor for any paper anywhere in the country to learn how old millennials actually are
Trust me to leave it until 28th Dec. to write my own personal Line of the Year in a fanfic. Honestly, it’s glorious. I’m so pleased with it.
apologies if I'm the only person in the UK not to know this...but on a zoom call, if you go to the symbol at the bottom of the screen that says 'start/stop video' - press the tiny arrow - then press 'video settings' - then press 'touch up my appearance', IT MAKES YOU LOOK BETTER!
Ugh. I hate lockdown. I’m missing the kink scene desperately, and want nothing more than a scene with my fabulous Dominant. I’ll have forgotten how to sub at this rate.
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