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I HATE THAT A SHITTY HOCKEY TEAM HAS CO-OPTED MY FAVORITE HASHTAG. LOOK AT THIS SHIT: #ALLCAPS YOU DICKS
YOU KNOW WHO THE REAL VICTIM IS IN THIS WHOLE SITUATION? THE CANCER. IT'S THE ONE WHAT ENDED UP BEING STUCK INSIDE ANDREW TATE
WHEN YOU'VE GONE SO LONG WITHOUT THE BEAVERS IN TOWN, YOU NATURALLY GET CURIOUS ABOUT THE PICKLES ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
what life decision led you to follow an account called portland pickles
ur having bad sex if it doesn’t sound like this: boink bonk honk honk ding dong ding dong AWOOGA beepbop ring ring hello? yes this is she. no no thank you. uh huh. uh huh. okay goodbye. SPLAT
Why are threesomes only for sex why can’t I join in a couples argument if I want to
cool t-shirt i wonder what happened to the guy wearing it
Senators who have unlimited sick days and make $174,000 TAXPAYER dollars per year had the nerve to vote against giving rail workers 7 sick days.
MY CONDOLENCES TO YOUR B-HOLE, CHAMP =(
I’ve tested positive for anal warts. I’ve had mild symptoms, but I’m doing fine overall and keeping myself busy at home. I’m grateful to be vaccinated and boosted, which has kept my case mild, and I urge everyone to do the same, especially as we move into the winter months.
Your hair, it's everywhere Screaming infidelities And taking its wear
The Houston Astros are a perfectly engineered baseball machine of death no one in their right minds would challenge, but the Philadelphia Phillies are “That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read” personified as a baseball team.
NOW I CAN'T STAND THE YANKEES, BUT AT LEAST WE CAN AGREE ON ONE THING: TED CRUZ CAN FUCK OFF
SAME. THE JINX IS REAL
I can wear any T-shirt or baseball cap that I want for the next four days without worrying about jinxing anything.
Padres season is over, roll credits
C'MON, @NewEraCap: "CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS"? THIS IS BASEBALL. NOT FOOTBALL. NOT BASKETBALL. BASEBALL. ACT LIKE YOU'VE DONE THIS BEFORE
IT IS ABSOLUTELY STAGGERING THAT IT'S 2022 AND PEOPLE ARE STILL FILMING CONCERTS IN PORTRAIT MODE
herschel walker: don’t we have enough trees around here? mother nature:
"@JeppsonsMalort TASTES LIKE SOMETHING THAT COMES OUT OF YOU. TRUST ME, I'D KNOW" - @Seanman236
I'M AT A SOCCER GAME. IT'S 3-0 PORTLAND. THIS MIGHT BE THE HIGHEST SCORING GAME. EVER.
corporate pride is okay when it’s objectively hilarious like this
United States Тренды
- 1. Pro Bowl N/A
- 2. Shedeur N/A
- 3. Homan N/A
- 4. Tyler Huntley N/A
- 5. Highguard N/A
- 6. #OlandriaxRahulMishra N/A
- 7. Bader N/A
- 8. Kanye N/A
- 9. Tyra N/A
- 10. Soucy N/A
- 11. $SLV N/A
- 12. Roval N/A
- 13. Medic N/A
- 14. Paul Newman N/A
- 15. Ran Gvili N/A
- 16. #SaveThePost N/A
- 17. Signal N/A
- 18. #MaduroCiliaHeroes N/A
- 19. Chris Madel N/A
- 20. Silver N/A
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