SugarElf's profile picture. I'm @OriginalSanta_ naughty elf and #1 helper! Making sure his sleigh, candycane and toys are working at peak performance! RP18+

Sugar Elf

@SugarElf

I'm @OriginalSanta_ naughty elf and #1 helper! Making sure his sleigh, candycane and toys are working at peak performance! RP18+

I assure you I'm sugar n' spice and everything nice - so kiss my candy striping derrière 😘


Come on Buddy, let's go shine bells..no we're not shining Bells he's out sick! *shakes head* I meant OUR bells...jumpin' jellybeans.


Alright who did it? *pulls the sticky note from my back - "kick the midget" * you all are the SAME size as me ya jerks..


I'm thinking a new hat with TWO bells, striped stockings and a carton of smokes..


@OriginalSanta_ we gave them hash brownies...especially Rudolph he kinda overdid it eating 4 *giggles*


@OriginalSanta_ well..no...I mean yea, Sprinkles, Buddy and I wanna know what you're givin' us for our hardwork? *quiets down the elves*


Waaaaaaaaait one lollipop lickin' second, @OriginalSanta_ what do we elves get for all our hard work? *if he says gumdrops I'll lose it..*


We may or may not have got them drunk..Rudolph's lit... Literally, check out the flashing nose *giggles*


@OriginalSanta_ really Santa? *flings pointy hat to the sky* then another year well done!! Now where's the whiskey egg nog?


You betcha peppermint candy tush I'm proud of it too!


We're the ones who do all the hard work really...all those 'toys 'you're playing with? Yea. WE made'em #JS


Us elves are spent...this is where we party it up while he's en route!! #DiscoElves


You know you're screwed when @OriginalSanta_ calls you and you're also behind production! #SpiketheEggNog

SugarElf's tweet image. You know you're screwed when @OriginalSanta_ calls you and you're also behind production! #SpiketheEggNog

Horny Ornys..smh..

SugarElf's tweet image. Horny Ornys..smh..

Jiminy Christmas, they got Buddy Elf!!!!

SugarElf's tweet image. Jiminy Christmas, they got Buddy Elf!!!!

@LexxiAndrews is this the kind of Ken you want? He's on the production line..over 2,000 made!

SugarElf's tweet image. @LexxiAndrews is this the kind of Ken you want? He's on the production line..over 2,000 made!

You're not even gonna get coal kid..you're THAT bad *shakes head jotting name for @OriginalSanta_ *

SugarElf's tweet image. You're not even gonna get coal kid..you're THAT bad *shakes head jotting name for @OriginalSanta_ *

I have 200 bears to stuff and a joint to light..don't judge me, I concentrate better this way


@OriginalSanta_ I don't even want to know Santa! *hides the dollar bills*


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