Sunday School Sammy
@SunSchoolSam
Grab the felt board, pour some Goldfish, and let's talk theology.
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ALL @hallmarkchannel CHRISTMAS MOVIES TELL THE SAME STORY!!! WOULDNT HAVE TO MAKE SO MANY IF THEYD ONLY SHOW THEM IN THE CHRISTMAS MONTH!!
Christmas has Santa. Easter has the Bunny. Halloween has the Great Pumpkin. Thanksgiving has the Angry Cornucopia. He's the hero we need!
RETWEET IF YOU THINK THAT PEOPLE WHO DECORATE FOR CHRISTMAS BEFORE THANKSGIVING NEED TO BE DUNKED IN A TANK OF HOT GRAVY!! #SaveThanksgiving
Most people don't realize how consubstantial Luther's actions really were. #Reformation500
Well, Luther my Zwingli and call me a Calvinist! It's Reformation Day!
Luther was originally supposed to write 100 Theses but, after suffering from writer's block, decided to take a lower grade on the assignment
Tonight our church is holding its Halloween themed visitation night "Tract or Treat"
Panic hit as we approached the church and saw something posted on the door. Thankfully it was just an OCC poster. #SolaPlasticContainer
Tomorrow's the day where half the Baptists are going to preach against Halloween demons and the other half pretend to be Lutheran.
What do you call someone who angrily leaves the Pentecostal church then apologizes and comes back? A Repentacostal.
Fact: There will be more Baptists in SEC stadiums today than there will be in SBC churches tomorrow. #CollegeFootball #LaborDayWeekend
Overheard in an adult Sunday School class: "I can't stand to see a woman in a hay field." #countrychurch
Any word on whether or not #SBC17 passed Resolution 11 "A Denunciation of Churches Who Have Abandoned Felt Board Bible Lessons"?
Messenger Allotments for #SBC17 [NAME] Baptist Churches- 10 [NAME] Community Churches-6 [NAME] Churches- 4 [NAME] Fellowships- 2 [NAME]- 0
The only real way to solve anything at #sbc2017 is to have a cage match between @drmoore and @realDonaldTrump with @barrymccarty officiating
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY, IT'S A SMACKDOWN IN THE DESERT AS THE CALVINISTS AND TRADITIONALISTS BATTLE IT OUT AT #SBC17 YOU DONT WANNA MISS IT!!!
Leader: "You pray anytime and anywhere!" Kid: "So you can even pray while you're sitting on the toilet?" #VBSquotes
"What was the name of he disciple that betrayed Jesus?" Silence "Start with a J..." Kid in Class: "Jack and the Beanstalk!" #VBSfail
Don't forget to stop in for those big savings at your local Day After Pentecost Sale. All the Spirit, Half the Price!
Favorite VBS line: "I'm so glad to see those kids here. You know there church of Christ, don't you?"
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