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. @Hannahgadsby speaks my rage in Nanette. Watch it. Please, just watch it. #lesbian #mypeople
My sister told my 3 year old nephew the Easter story, and halfway through he said, “I think Jesus is getting too powerful.”
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A possible side effect to my anxiety medicine is anxiety, which is exactly what anxiety feels like 😐
Sort of in the same vein, but also: first date coffee shops, bible group meeting coffee shops, loud friends catching up coffee shops...
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My gf literally just fell asleep in the middle of my story. I didn't know that was actually possible.
Every time I try to be healthy and eat a salad for dinner, as soon as I’m done I think, “cool, what’s for dinner?”
Do they have Taco Bell in Colombia? Asking for my friend who’s drunk in Colombia who’s me. #HappyNYE
Spent the morning crying and then started my dot (period). Sometimes it's nice to be predictable.
I wish I could Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind all the hateful, homophobic things I've heard/read from religious "leaders" over the years. Or at least send them my therapy bill.
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