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Any chance I could hear your hard count?


Yes, the opposing team DID miss a game winning field goal at this end of the field with :02 on the clock #holy #wideright

A priest just blessed the field with Holy Water



BREAKING🚨🚨 Lagway has informed close family that he intends to step away from the game of football to pursue a career in streaming. Lagway apparently “lost his love” for the game and thinks time away will help him. All I can say is wow.


If less than 50% of your table catches the zucchini toss from the hibachi chef, you’re in the wrong circle #surroundyourselfwithwinners


🚨BREAKING: My sources tell me that Verge heard the news of the Eiffel Tower and immediately flew to kiffin’s house with his wife to let lane have a go. Lane was apparently “Blown Away” with Verge’s offering and flipped to LSU last minute. Kiffin is a Tiger. WOW

🚨BREAKING: Kiffin is waiting for iron bowl final before announcement, decision already made. Sources near the chancellors home CONFIRM they saw Lane & Keith Eiffel Towering Keith’s wife!! Kiffin will remain a rebel for $90m & a significant boost in NIL capabilities. WOW

Superbasedted's tweet image. 🚨BREAKING: 

Kiffin is waiting for iron bowl final before announcement, decision already made. 

Sources near the chancellors home CONFIRM they saw Lane & Keith Eiffel Towering  Keith’s wife!! 

Kiffin will remain a rebel for $90m & a significant boost in NIL capabilities. 

WOW


🚨BREAKING: Kiffin is waiting for iron bowl final before announcement, decision already made. Sources near the chancellors home CONFIRM they saw Lane & Keith Eiffel Towering Keith’s wife!! Kiffin will remain a rebel for $90m & a significant boost in NIL capabilities. WOW

Superbasedted's tweet image. 🚨BREAKING: 

Kiffin is waiting for iron bowl final before announcement, decision already made. 

Sources near the chancellors home CONFIRM they saw Lane & Keith Eiffel Towering  Keith’s wife!! 

Kiffin will remain a rebel for $90m & a significant boost in NIL capabilities. 

WOW

Check out this spread elementary school me put together. Little did I fucking know….#goodoledays #ballknowledge #powderblueLT #stitchedAP28 #stichedmoss

Superbasedted's tweet image. Check out this spread elementary school me put together. Little did I fucking know….#goodoledays
 #ballknowledge #powderblueLT #stitchedAP28 #stichedmoss

Peeing in the stall with the door closed is beta as fuck #leavethatbihopen


The PATH train smells like fucking ass #Shrink #Shawarma


St Louis Cardinals are just a good ole traditional ball club #ballknowersknow


“Sir, The oyster tower/beer combo deal is back…. “

Superbasedted's tweet image. “Sir, The oyster tower/beer combo deal is back…. “

If you get a tax return deadass don’t talk to me today #fuckyou


Walking past the clubhouse to the back 9 after killing 16 beers


Markets got me like

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Fuck the market, the only red I love is meat. #LANK

Superbasedted's tweet image. Fuck the market, the only red I love is meat. #LANK

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