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Surviving Single

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There's nothing wrong with this picture!

If he loved me he'd put a ring on it!


What do you do when you can't sleep?


Can't wait to dance at your funeral


Screw politics! Same old shit. Turn off the fucking tv!


Who wants to f_ck my boyfriend? Not me!


When your boyfriend uses more hairspray than you do time for reality check


Boyfriend has time for tanning and tweeting-not for me. Who is the twit? Yours truly. He's a tw_t


Boyfriend lost his teeth in the bed! Not in a good way.....


Purses are better than sex!


Hey Helpisraelnow know any nice jewish guys?


It's not too late to be happy.


Better to be alone then in a relationship that makes you feel alone.


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☊Yesterday i met a prostitute that told me she would do ANYTHING for $20!! Guess who had his house cleaned


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Life is like an elevator, sometimes on the way up you have to stop to let some people off.


Fried Chicken sundae with bacon on top!


Still want fried chicken!!


Wish I bought stock in Chipotle!


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