Justine Peterson
@SvelteCorpse
Widower, Bulldog Mommy, Mermaid, Pinup, Tattoo Collector, Professional Third Wheeler, Gamer, MUA. Instagram: Sveltecorpse, JustinePeterson_MUA.
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When my 27yr husband was going through chemo, the nurses station had a big bell that if it was your last day of chemo you’d get to ring and everyone would clap and cheer. It literally killed me every time knowing my husband would never get to ring the bell. Selfish I know.
Love urogynecologist Dr. Stewart @stuboo @midwestpelvis asking for input on ideal office design & want to ask the oncology community something similar: Given that no one wants to come to a cancer doctor or an infusion suite for chemo, what makes the experience MOST comfortable?
We need a show about a vampire who’s a skip driver, who is constantly getting into trouble and tempted cause he gains access to all these condo buildings. Well call it... Damn Skippy
The sheer stupidity and #audacity of #men fucking hurts my brain sometimes. #datingin2020isntworthit #littlebitchboy #imreadytoturnsidesnow
Working during #covid is weird, yesterday I was onset with an #oscarwinner during his directorial debut and today I’m driving for #skipthedishes
Cars in the shop, bf lives an hour away, so can’t go anywhere and I’m being super adult about it. I’m drunk, and having a Harry Potter marathon. #HarryPotterMarathon #drunkenstyle #WhiteClaw #theclawislaw
Men folk out here measuring #SocialDistancing with the same ruler they measure their dicks with, honey that’s 4ft not 6. #QuarentineTruths #DontTattleOnYourself #COVID19
This day and age and @tacobell is still not delivering and not on @SkipTheDishes or @UberEats. In just want tacos
Self isolation isn’t that bad, I live alone, get to do what I want when I want, only downside?! There’s a jar of beets I can’t get open. I’ve been battling this stupid jar for 2 weeks now and it hasn’t budged, I’m easy to throw it from the patio!
Watching #Drillbit for the first time ever. Cause #COVID19 got me bored as fuck at home alone and I’m not gonna lie, we all need more @ItsJoshPeck in our lives
I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love
With everyone in #isolation now #TikTok is about to be fire! Can’t wait to watch y’all for hours lol
Last Xmas we argued about who would be better to eat during the apocalypse, old people or babies? It went on for days. I said babies, and my mom was furious at me #DumbestFamilyFight
It’s Hashtags time! Describe the most ridiculous argument your family has gotten into, and tag it with #DumbestFamilyFight. Could be on the show!
Amika!!
It’s Hashtags time! Describe the most ridiculous argument your family has gotten into, and tag it with #DumbestFamilyFight. Could be on the show!
Called Shaw to see if they can help with setting up my tv. Wait time was 35-45mins, so I do the call back. Got called back 45 mins later, I’ve now been on hold with call back for a hour and a half 😑 @Shawhelp
Wedding week is hitting hard for this Maid Of Honour...... 4 days till my bff of 29 years Marries some guy she claims is her other best friend lol
My 5year old niece is giving me dating advice. Apparently I need to find a nice boy like @JeffreeStar and start a family so she can have friends to play with
Hey i’m getting ink today for my bday!!! #twinsies!!
It’s Hashtags time! Describe the most ridiculous argument your family has gotten into, and tag it with #DumbestFamilyFight. Could be on the show!
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