Andy Thompson
@SweatyJester
Stand up comedian and professional fool. Part time idiot.
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If a picture says a thousand words, why do you need 22 hashtags on your Instagram photographs?
Difference is the BOM radar outputs is stark when you compare them from the old site to the new app. If course I looked at the new one before making a decision to cook outside.
Diwali symbolises the spiritual victory of light over darkness, good over evil, and knowledge over ignorance. No wonder this racist walking hat stand is angry.
Sydney, Australia 🇦🇺 These houses are not lit up for Christmas. They are lit up for Diwali. Just about everyone in this neighbourhood of Nirimba Fields is Indian. The West has reached a pivotal moment—we must preserve our own culture before we lose it.
Great idea to put this match behind a pay wall. Guess I'm going to have to mow the lawn now. Thanks Cricket Australia. #AUSvIND
Who is this Snoopy Greg guy and why is he on my football TV show? #AFLGF
Have to say, this latest season of the United States of America is batshit crazy.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the sex dungeon doing hot yoga.
If you're assigned to the antifa bunker this weekend, the new passcode has been posted in the Signal group.
The comments. My God.
In the city for work and found this WiFi. What's the bet the password is Password123.
Getting these emails at work. Starting to think I'm being singled out.
At a pathology lab getting some blood taken and there's a guy in the toilet doing a urine sample. He has placed the sample cup in the urinal and is just firehosing it. Astounding behaviour.
I was 10 years old and living in Australia when this song was released and even I knew this.
Staind's Aaron Lewis says Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA" is one of the most "anti-American songs ever": "I’m angry at myself for not seeing it for so long and actually giving him...the credit of being a representation of blue-collar America" → cons.lv/3prRZU
Just lost a point on the work lunchtime music trivia competition because I said Moving Pictures sang What About Me, not Shannon Noll. Current mood: seething.
Just had a nap. Need to watch something to perk myself up. This will do.
In Australia, when you turn fifty, the government encourages you to send a sample of your feces via the national mail service, free of charge.
My dog's internal clock is amazing. It's currently TIME FOR THE AFTERNOON WALK RIGHT NOW
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