Swinduck
@Swinduck
No one follows me but I still tweet things to myself.
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2027: US invades UK. PM calls it 'an admirable takeover which should be celebrated for its boldness'.
BREAKING! US to run Venezuela until they can arrange a safe transition, or all the oil is gone, whichever comes first.
If you're ever feeling bad about yourself If you ever think everyone else is doing better than you That's okay, it's normal, just remember this wisdom You're still better than in-n-out fries, and people pay money for those
robert jenrick saying no one in birmingham looks like him has sold birmingham to me like no slogan ever could
NEWS! After two years of massacre in Gaza, true villains revealed as couple of punky hip-hop bands buff.ly/jF6wQib
NEWS! "This is our Pearl Harbour!" declares Emperor after destruction of the Death Star newsthump.com/2025/06/02/thi…
pa: mr president you'll need to do a press briefing about the plane crash. just the facts ok president: ok. i'm gonna talk about how we need to keep people with dwarfism away from our control towers pa: [pauses for 17 minutes] sorry what
Getting a political endorsement from Liz Truss is like getting an acting endorsement from Tommy Wiseau.
Caroline Lucas of the Green Party reckons that Water needs to be Renationalised. RT if you know it has to be.
please remember it wasn’t just racists who voted for Donald Trump - cunts did as well
In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.
There are still 500,000 votes left to count in Pennsylvania, Kamala is losing by 220,000 There are still 1.8 million votes left to count in Michigan, Kamala is losing by 237,000 There are still 218,000 votes left to count in Wisconsin, Kamala is losing by 120,000 Not over yet
Trump Supporters, only 2 months to go until election day. #makeAmericalateagain.
'undercover reporter reveals reform are a racist party' glad that's been cleared up because here was me thinking that the 24hr nazi rhetoric was a typo
All the big corps are fighting to dominate the AI space. Expect more and more to invade your privacy to get that sweet sweet data to train their AI on. We humans are just data farms for their robot overlords. What a dystopian future we live in.
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