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Swipe Fails

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True stories of #onlinedating in the 21st century. #resultsmayvary #emptyhanded

Today a man told me “or you could just lose weight!” #FunFact #HeDatesMen #JustDont


Had a man over for the first time since before COVID. He explored every inch and we had the bed moving more than once. It felt so weird to have someone so close and touching all of my things He left and I’m pretty pleased with his service. My new wifi is great!


Online dating questions in 2021

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“It’s girthy”


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You know who’s really gonna suffer during this social distancing? Dudes on dating apps Welcome back to courtship, Brad. Welcome back to talking to a gal for WEEKS prior to meeting. We’re pen pals now, my dude. We bout to get Jane Austen up in here. Now, write me a poem.


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Don’t Date December is going great. Nothing has changed, yet I’m somehow winning at something now.


‘Tis the season of giving #rightswipe #npr

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