Sydni Peterson
@Sydnimation
Do people ever actually read these things?
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I’m going to be so sad when I can’t digest raw carrots anymore
public twitter callout post for ashley buttlegs @PixyStix86 and her geef beef they need to turn off their car light
“Sir I’d like to inform you that I’ve put my crocks in sports mode and I’m not afraid to use excessive force.” @geh728
Thinking about the time the Queen hazed the crown prince of Saudi Arabia at Balmoral by going Mario Andretti in her Land Rover
The final paragraph of the three liberals' Dobbs dissent: "With sorrow—for this Court, but more, for the many millions of American women who have today lost a fundamental constitutional protection—we dissent. "
Why can’t I live somewhere with access to 24 hr Chinese
I must now concuss myself on two more Tyrannosaurus pubes to ensure I have the complete set
Big news: I suffered a mild concussion last week. Doctor has thankfully cleared me for normal activity. Bigger news: I got the concussion while measuring a fossil tibia. Biggest news: Guess where I hit my head...
I’m at the point where I have to pull up my degree map and see that I only need 9 more credits to graduate to keep myself motivated
I just got fined for a parking ticket assigned to a rental tag I got a temporary pass for in 2019. I hate it here
The fact that I don’t have access to 24 hour Chinese is a crime
Red flag: a guy repeatedly referring to a pet as “it” and never he/she/they
Normalize water boarding yourself in the shower a bit to feel something
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