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@Syndicate_CEO
For the low, low cost of one bitch slap per day you can keep your tricks in line. Currently in a fight for my life with stage 4 adenocarcinoma. #FuckCancer
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On a day where I feel like stir fried 💩, I found a way to feel better by watching my awesome @X follow @RobertJohnDavi as Franz Sanchez in the superbly underrated @007 film #LicenceToKill. Thank you for the privilege of watching you on screen RJD!!!
When I was a kid we called it "Throw Up Tackle" in the grass, "Sideline Kill" in the streets.
On 11/1/25, I was diagnosed w/ stage 4 adenocarcinoma. On 11/8/25, my wife fell ill and died. Im on SSDI and Im in desperate need of help to hopefully make it because I dont know how much longer I have. Please share this so I can possibly get some help. gofundme.com/f/help-honor-c…
Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was...
It's WAY past time to let Trevor Bauer back in, especially since he was never guilty of anything. @MLB please drop his shadow ban. @Rangers please sign @BauerOutage and put him to freaking work.
So, since Pete is welcome back now, does that go for everyone who has been blackballed? Or do you actually have to be guilty of something to qualify for that?
RT to welcome @Cooper_Flagg to Dallas 🔥🔥🔥 #MFFL
That would be awesome.
Just when you think you’ve seen everything under the sun that you never thought you’d see the past five years… After what’s going on this season with the Mavs… They end up with the first GD pic of the draft… I called the Lakers right now and say you want this pick, give us…
You immediately chose to not believe him just because he was having drinks with his friends and being relaxed while discussing it. What he is saying isn't new and there are documented coverups in BPS going back 50 damn years. Kindly go fuck yourself you stuffed shirt dipshit.
During a livestream earlier this week, I recapped @WKBW's reporting on serious allegations made by Det. Richard Hy. Unfortunately, only a brief portion of this discussion is being circulated on social media. Here is the full 7-min clip in full context.
What do you think he was trying to do you big dumb fat fuck? It took Rich going to a podcast with his best friends for you assholes to seek felony charges ON A DUDE THAT TRIED TO KIDNAP CHILDREN.
I knew this was probably coming but it's still funny as hell to see it here.
Let’s say you got 100 average men. No weapons. No training. Just fear in their eyes and dad bods in their way. Then you got ONE full-grown silverback gorilla—600 pounds of pure rage, muscle, and tree-rippin’ power. Now here comes the math… Outta those 100 men, maybe 25%…
Can we PLEASE finally get the fuck over trading @luka7doncic? I know he is a great player but is continually pissing and moaning about it gonna change the end result? JFC it's like all of you were lining up for some chotch and got mad when you got none. It's April FFS. #STFU
When you can't find the meat mallet at 1730 and dinner is at 1800
Let’s say you got 100 average men. No weapons. No training. Just fear in their eyes and dad bods in their way. Then you got ONE full-grown silverback gorilla—600 pounds of pure rage, muscle, and tree-rippin’ power. Now here comes the math… Outta those 100 men, maybe 25%…
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! It's hard to believe that it's already been 10 years on here selling oregano and counterfeit Tajikistani gas station boner pills. Onward and upward I guess. Aloha! #MyXAnniversary
I never knew that GUCCI carried so many "essential products" for people to appropriate in order to improve their day to day lives. #TheMoreYouKnow
"Woman" arrested after explosives discovered at Tesla dealership ...fixed it for you @FoxNews
Woman arrested after explosives discovered at Tesla dealership trib.al/72hjVyp
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