DR. OTIS WATERS, ESQ.
@TECHINSIDER_ESQ
WESLEYAN BASEBALL FANTASY FOOTBALL INSIDER. REPORTING ON LEAGUE RUMORS. FACTS OVER FICTION. I AM NOT A MEDICAL DOCTOR. JUST HAVE MY PHD, ESQ, MBA, JD, & DDS
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DEVELOPING: BO SENDS JOSH ALLEN, SAM LAPORTA, AND JAKE ELLIOTT TO GP (NOT MB) FOR SAQUON BARKLEY, TREVOR LAWRENCE, BRANDON AUBREY, AND TRAVIS KELCE
BREAKING: AFTER A HORRIFYING 0-3 START TO THE SEASON, BO IS ON THE VERGE OF TRADING #1 OVERALL PICK JOSH ALLEN #MORETOFOLLOW
BREAKING: BO HAS TRADED UP TO #1 OVERALL IN EXCHANGE FOR #3, 2ND AND 4TH ROUND PICK SWAPS, AND 10TH AND 12TH ROUND PICK SWAPS
HEY @nflcommish MY TIRES ARE DEFLATED AND ITS COLD OUT. PLEASE SPEND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS INVESTIGATING WHY THIS HAPPENED
BREAKING: FOR THE SECOND TIME IN THREE (3) SEASONS BO HAS TRADED A HAUL FOR JOSH ALLEN. WHEN ASKED FOR COMMENT, BO SAID: “gotta get your guys”
BREAKING: AFTER A HAMSTRING INJURY THAT THREATENED TO SEND BO TO PUP, HE HAS MADE A MIRACULOUS RECOVERY AND IS OFFICIALLY ACTIVE FOR TONIGHT’S PUCK SEASON OPENER
BREAKING: JOSH ALLEN TO BE THE #1 PICK IN THIS YEAR’S FANTASY DRAFT. WHEN ASKED ABOUT HIS APPARENT LACK OF CRIMINAL HISTORY BH SAID: “he’s a white guy living in Buffalo. We’ll get him behind the wheel after 10 beers in no time”.
SOURCES: BH HAS DENIED ALL TRADE OFFERS TO MOVE UP FOR THE #1 SELECTION. IT WAS DOWN TO A FINAL 2 OPTIONS BUT THE DECISION HAS BEEN MADE. MORE TO COME,,,
SOURCES: BO SIGNS LONG-TERM DEAL TO RETURN TO BOSTON POST GRADUATION #ITSCOMINGHOME
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 BO HAS BEEN APPOINTED DICTATOR/LIFETIME COMMISSIONER. WHEN ASKED IF HE PLANS TO ABUSE THIS POWER, BO RESPONDED “No comment, but yes”
DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE A POOR @mcuban
2000: Mark Cuban buys the Mavericks for $285 million 2023: Cuban reaches a deal to sell majority ownership in Mavs for valuation in range of $3.5 billion — while keeping a strong stake and full control and final say in basketball operations 💰💰💰
UPDATE: SOURCES CLOSE TO THE SITUATION ARE SERIOUSLY CONCERNED ABOUT BO’S SAFETY IN THE AFTERMATH OF A DEVASTATING 2-YARD LOSS. SOURCES TELL ME THAT BO’S WIFE IS FRANTICALLY GUARDING THE TOASTER, BATH, ALL OUTLETS AND ASSORTED CUTLERY, AND ROPE IN THE HOME. MORE TO COME
BREAKING: CONSOLATION POWERHOUSE TO RELEASE “THE RIDDLER” AGAIN. WHEN WILL THE ON AGAIN OFF AGAIN SAGA END??
SOURCES TELL ME BO IS NOT DONE. HE WANTED TO ACCUMULATE PIECES TO GO AFTER “the big one”. TIME WILL TELL WHAT THAT MEANS
SOURCES: GP IS “torn” ON FIRST OVERALL SELECTION. NEW ADDITION OF USELESS PIECE OF SHIT CO-OWNER MAY HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH STATE OF INERTIA. ALL OPTIONS ON THE TABLE. DEVELOPING,,,
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