Learnt today that there is a fungus that hasn't had sex in 400 million years. Talk about a dry spell. #heyyoooo #unijokes
Very appreciative to be a part of a stormy @tomorrowland yesterday! Rain pouring down, @davidguetta keeps playing no matter what! #whataguy
Just saw a heavily built man, painted like a tiger, dressed up like a woman, with a male sex doll strapped to his back lit up with LEDS.
After two missed trains, a train driver walking off the job, wandering aimlessly around 3 towns, proud to say we made it to Spain!
Nervous, excited, stressed, tired, what emotion should I be feeling right now? #Dalloftheabove
When your boss offers you timbits so you reach in only to realize you grabbed the unsweetened kind but your fate is aready sealed.#nnnoooooo
"@UberFacts: People who sleep less tend to crave junk food - People who oversleep tend to crave more sleep." @TubsMcDubs how are you both?
Hungover and my parents are seeing who can sing opera better. They're both losing.
I come home after a day of work: "Hey Trent". Cat walks in two minutes after having left the room: "Kitty! Lets love it! Yay! I missed it!"
Calgary must have some serious spelling mistakes because its a whiteout! ....sorry
"That tastes like playdough" @TubsMcDubs Its just the beginning.
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