THEMichaelRay's profile picture. Metalhead, Cult Leader, wannabe historian, dachsund enthusiast, gamer, and gun lover. Follow me you peasants! MS(the soviet re-union)

Michael Ray

@THEMichaelRay

Metalhead, Cult Leader, wannabe historian, dachsund enthusiast, gamer, and gun lover. Follow me you peasants! MS(the soviet re-union)

invented a new game called tomahawk dodge, It’s exactly what it sounds like. And its almost as much fun as arrow catch….almost.


Just when you think you’re ahead life will throw a burlap sack over your head and hit with you with a pipe. Luckily I’m pretty hard headed.


I am one unanswered prayer from becoming an all out pagan. Jesus don’t wanna help? Imma find some entity that will. The new gods are silent? Maybe the old gods will speak.


Sometimes you just gotta…blow somethin up. Ya feel me?


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Bringing this video back so people know what to expect at Popeyes

How Popeyes be training they employees 😭🤦🏾‍♂️😂



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Working at Popeye’s be like...😳😩😂 @HaHaDavis


All I want for Christmas is for @deadandcompany to come some where close to me!


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fuck it. make the bird a plate

likefatherband's tweet image. fuck it. make the bird a plate

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DA BABY HOPPED ON PANINI 🔥


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well shit

UncleDuke1969's tweet image. well shit

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Flat earthers go to flat Hell


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This is why there is an electoral college....

This is land by the Colorado, Kansas border from a plane. Pretty cool. I have no idea how/ why it looks like this

KyleKulinski's tweet image. This is land by the Colorado, Kansas border from a plane. Pretty cool. I have no idea how/ why it looks like this


I have officially decided to die alone. Although truth be told I don’t think there was ever a choice in the matter.


Life. It pushes you forward with one hand but pulls you backwards with the other. Nostalgia and ambition, yin and yang, the duality of man.


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This morning in 1961 the Soviets tested Tsar Bomba. The largest nuclear weapon ever detonated: roughly 3000 times the power of Hiroshima. Here’s the 40 mile high mushroom cloud from 100 miles away. Maniacs.

thehistoryguy's tweet image. This morning in 1961 the Soviets tested Tsar Bomba. The largest nuclear weapon ever detonated: roughly 3000 times the power of Hiroshima. 

Here’s the 40 mile high mushroom cloud from 100 miles away. 

Maniacs.

It’s been a VERY long time since I’ve said this, but I REALLY want to play this new call of duty because it looks like the campaign IS WORTH INVESTING IN STORY WISE. Fuck multiplayer, fuck online capabilities. Make me actually interested in the CHARACTERS.


I don’t care what your political alignment is. That’s just funnier than hell 😂😂😂😂😂

Make AOC Bartend Again. Merica. 15% OFF at CloydRivers.net today. .

CloydRiversBurn's tweet image. Make AOC Bartend Again. Merica.

15% OFF at CloydRivers.net today.
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Books=tickets to the theatre of the mind.


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