Ted Shultz
@TJShultz
"Help me kill this whale, Steve Guttenberg"
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America is not a good place. Fuck the Supreme Court and fuck Clarence Thomas at least twice.
Sue Bird is the greatest Seattle professional sports athlete ever. Period. Every team she led as the point guard, from a teen through now--from Seattle to Connecticut to Russia and back to Team USA--won. Won not just games. Titles. All of em. Bravo for a career like no other.
And I have used a deadly phaser many times on screen even though I’m a non-violent Buddhist. What’s your damn point?
holy fucking shit, if your 'solution' to all these mass shootings has anything to do with more guns, more cops, fewer doors, armed employees, thoughts, prayers or how you would have solved it with you own weapon, sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up, you're a useless dipshit
calm down, Trump can't win. calm down, Trump will grow in office. calm down, Ivanka will be a moderating influence. calm down, Mueller will get Trump. calm down, John Roberts cares about his legacy. calm down, Roe is settled law. I'm so fucking tired of being told to calm down
The right of a person to autonomy over their own body and the right of a patient to privacy when making medical decisions with their doctor should always be preserved. All reproductive healthcare should be safe and legal for everyone, everywhere.
I stand for women's rights, and for the impeachment of every Supreme Court justice that lied about Roe vs Wade in their confirmation hearings.
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In Elden Ring, did you know that D's armor set, The Twinned Armor, has the description that says that D is of two minds? Normally, someone of two minds can be considered as crazy. A synonym for crazy is nuts. In short, D's nuts.
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Anyone else talk to their Roomba like a pet? "Hey, get out of the kitchen, I'm cooking. Shoo."
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Space Needle and other #Seattle landmarks lit up in Ukraine colors tonight. #WeStandWithUkraine
That horrifying moment when you drop a blueberry onto the carpet in the dark.
There is a goose just going crazy outside my window, all by itself. Who are you even talking to, goose?
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