Mindy Project Quotes
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Danny: Christmas isn't about elegance, it's about a quiet night when a King was born, the Prince of Peace. Mindy: Shut up, Linus.
"I hate when people say 'old school' when all they mean is inefficient and rude"
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"What am I doing here? ... That's like asking Rihanna what she's doing at the Met Ball. I'm the queen of this ish"
'You love introducing your mother to people. ...except me.And my parents. Oh My God! Does your mother have a problem with beautiful people?'
"How did you find out? How did YOU find out?" "Because I'm smarter than you may have thoughten"
"I know I didn't come from another country,but I had to sacrifice a lot too. Like Neepa or Pramod or Gamora or Groot or Rocket the Raccoon"
"Like anyone who goes to the bookstore, I wasn't there to buy books. I do that on the internet at,like,50% off and free shipping and no tax"
"Your life is not a romantic comedy! Right now it seems more like a sad documentary about a criminally insane spinster"
"Danny, maybe the problem isn't marriage. Maybe the problem is ... we picked people who didn't deserve it"
Babies are shady. They’ll steal your youth & beauty & keep it for their own damn selves. #MindyProject @TMPQuotes
"Name the Apostles" "John" "Good" "Paul" "Excellent" "George" "You're naming Beatles" "Bongo" "That's not anything" "Mary Margarine" "No!"
"The New Testament? There's a sequel to the Bible but not to Gone Girl?!" @MindyProjectFOX @TMPQuotes @TMPWritersRoom
"Tamra, I have told you a million times ... my eyes photograph blue"
"I have been eating for two my entire life and now I actually have an excuse. I'm not going to waste it on steel-cut oats!"
"Do you really want Daniel Castellano to be the biological father of your angry, sweaty, emotionally needy baby?"
"...See, this is why ma should be my Amazing Race partner" "Okay, but would she eat a bucket of worms? I would. Great, now I'm hungry"
"If finding a husband was that easy...I'd be married in Connecticut.Wine-drunk all day,working on my smug mom-blog called Diapers&Daydreams"
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