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Turning water into wine coolers. (Divine hashtag: #tpjesus) Where thou shall find glorious videos from my ministry: https://www.youtube.com/BackyardShedFilmsLLC

I'm lost ever since Facebook cast my name out into the wilderness.


Loose pills are divine. #TPJesus


Hours and bourbon sours will soon fade away... #TPJesus


If you don't feed your cat, your cat will stop coming around. #CatsOfTwitter #TPJesus


Sex is the only exercise I need little motivation to accomplish... that and running for smokes. #TPJesus #SexnCigs


Some cultures have Love Taps, while others have Love Farts #TPJesus #LoveTaps #LoveFarts


They love me in Missouri, especially when I'm 15% - 60% off! #TPJesus #SalvationSaturday

TP_Jesus's tweet image. They love me in Missouri, especially when I'm 15% - 60% off! #TPJesus #SalvationSaturday

We're having a helluva welcoming party in heaven for #PaulPrudhomme. Wine coolers & blackened redfish! #TPJesus

TP_Jesus's tweet image. We're having a helluva welcoming party in heaven for #PaulPrudhomme. Wine coolers & blackened redfish! #TPJesus

Sometimes, it's just not worth going to sleep. #TPJesus


Wake up and taste those Jell-O shots, I hid at the rear of your fridge! #TPJesus


Say "yes" to everything today. This may lead to some uncomfortable moments, though this will be your most exciting day in years. #TPJesus


My cat is being more distant than usual. #TPJesus


One of my favorite kosher truck stop snacks!

TP_Jesus's tweet image. One of my favorite kosher truck stop snacks!

Not sure if it's time to wake up or go to sleep. Perhaps I'll ask the magic whiskey bottle. #TPJesus

TP_Jesus's tweet image. Not sure if it's time to wake up or go to sleep. Perhaps I'll ask the magic whiskey bottle. #TPJesus

Hours and saltiva flowers soon fade away. #TPJesus


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