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tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/inez If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many.


shorturl.xaijo.com/megan Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February.


bitly.xaijo.com/jay Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?


shorturl.xaijo.com/elvia How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?


Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. bitly.xaijo.com/summer


Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass. shorturl.xaijo.com/micheal


bitly.xaijo.com/olive Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February.


googl.adultgalls.com/millie I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade


No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. shorturl.xaijo.com/brianna


No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. googl.adultgalls.com/cathryn


shorturl.xaijo.com/derek When Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive Spiderman, he became... Spidermanman.


googl.adultgalls.com/ivan In the 50's the pot called the kettle a different word.


shorturl.xaijo.com/shauna Yes, they're good. But mangoes act like they know they're good, and that's unappealing to me.


googl.adultgalls.com/jewell People drive like shit when I'm texting.


bitly.xaijo.com/ivan Is there a Hallmark card for "I think it's time we try anal"? There should be.


bitly.xaijo.com/dianna Parenthood teaches us that "Blue's Clues" and "Booze Cruise" sound alike for a reason.


googl.adultgalls.com/kristen Hey all Hot Girls. I'm starting to think that all your phone numbers don't start with a 555-


googl.adultgalls.com/shane We don't have mistletoe at Christmas so we just kiss under the influence.


I have a ton of leftover horse. It turns out I'm not as hungry as I thought I was. googl.adultgalls.com/alyson


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