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Comical insight to going places in life. I'll follow back.

Turn twitter account into an elephant. #check #next


Laundry, Luggage, LA, Lost in Mexico


Recent: CPA Board testing accountants for HGH. #Featured


Go to the store. Buy beans. Eat beans. Regret these acts.


A bee line is not for drying little black and yellow striped clothes.


If I were Michael Jordan I would make people pay me to watch me shoot hoops in a park. #bigdreams


Watch the big game with my pants off. At a BWW. In China.


I write lolz but I don't laugh out loud. Instead I say out loud the word lolz


Ain't is so much easier to say than am not. You go illiterates!


Does shooting a gunman make you a gunman? If so, the cycle would repeat and repeat.. Don't know where this was going. #observation


BREAKING: The cow jumping over the moon story was photoshopped. Science points against the possibility of this actually occurring.


Do professional runners jog to work or are they already at work when they start to jog?


Start a #business called Chocopoop and sell diamond rings. What are you waiting for? That idea is Te'o Blue and Golden!


Your telling me Te'o went to Notre Dame and didn't know he was being scammed?


Gain the upper body strength to do 4 pull ups. #realistic2013resolutions


Run for mayor, win the election, then call for a recount.


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