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@TaintedFantasy
➟ 𝓝𝓸𝓻𝓶𝓪 𝓛𝓸𝓾𝓲𝓼𝓮 𝓑𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓼┊''When life shuts a door, open it again. It's a door. That's how they work.''┊----| #DivineKindred
╟“Why do crazy people keep gravitating towards me?”╢ ‣ ‧ Capricious Temper ‣ ‧ Obstinate Roller-Coaster ╟ “The first thing you should know about me is that I am not you. A lot more will make sense after that.”╢
╟“Never bullshit a bullshitter.”╢ ‣ ‧ Covert Defiance ‣ ‧ Resourceful Simplicity ╟ “Don't be afraid of being outnumbered. Eagles fly alone. Pigeons flock together.”╢
"Oohkay, what is that? No, seriously. What is that? I want one of those, they look cute. Well, not on her no. Pfft. I meant they would look cute on me. It looks horrible on her, anyone can see that. See, even that douche is laughing. Told yaaa, Norman. I know i'm always right."
"Ah crap! Wasn't this supposed to be a latte? Oh, he's gonna kill me, just watch." The two steaming plastic coffee cups are roasting her fingers. Norma groans at the realization and decides to take a sip. "Oh, for Christ's sake. That's hot, t-that's freaking- Jesus. My tongue."
She feels this on a personal level.
"I love my son, Norman. He's such a good boy, such a gentleman. I raised him well. Of course i did, i'm his mother. Duh."
"Hello? H-h-hey, hi? No? Where the heck is everyone. It's like the goddamn apocalypse in this town. Oh jesus! Damn cat out of nowhere. Shoo!"
"Psssh. Don't be so dramatic, Norman. Geezzz, i'm here, alright? Here, here, heeereee. Now scoop up, i want to sit on the couch too."
"I'm thinking about hiring a housekeeper. Anyone has any recommendations? Or maybe i shouldn't.." "I mean, you know, people these days. Hard to trust them, hard to trust anyone in this godforsaken town. Hm. Nah, bad idea. Bad, baadddd idea. They can't do their job well anyway."
|| Due to unexpected events i didn't have access to internet for a while. For those who are interested in a SL or would prefer banter, feel free to either DM me and ask for a starter or just @ me with some banter and i'll respond! Any verse is welcome. Trigger warnings. #DK
"Seriously, why is this a thing. Where does all this laundry come from?! I've only washed like two days ago."
"Norman? Norman! Where the hell is that kid. Dammit. NORMAAAN!"
|| Are there any active AHS RPers - preferably any Jessica Lange character.
"I swear the next person who honks at me on the road will get an earful. Just pass, you idiots. Excuse me, i'm not a sunday driver, i was LOOKING for something. So what if it's a sunday. Get out of my sight. That's such bullshit. Oh, shush and get back in the car, Norman."
"Good morning. Guess i should've removed this silly Santa hat a long time ago. Ey, what can I say. Time flies. And with that damn rain and wind this hat will stay on just a liiiittle longer. Deal with it. There's toast in the kitchen. Go, go, go. I'm in a hurry."
Observes dismissively in secret. Judging. Jealous. Ready to throw in a pretentious smile if she happens to spot her staring.
"Is it rude if I ask you for a favor? I still have to take down the Christmas lights and decorations. And I have to go into town to get groceries. And I still need to pick up my dress from the dry cleaners. Have you seen my dress, it's navy blue. So pretty." @WhimsicalDecody
"Oof. I think I downed that wine too fast. What? Yeah, I mean this empty glass here. What you mean it's yours?" "Oh. Here's my glass. I meant vodka. Why is that wine glass here then if it's not mine? Keep your shit on your side of the table, how hard IS that."
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