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Talya Mason

@TalMason

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A naked iPhone is a beautiful thing but too risky.


Four words to get free alcohol at a party: I've never been drunk. 👌


My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on


White people be like "I'm not just white, I'm 22% Irish 18% German 28% Italian 30% French 2% Milk"


@tbhplzdont: single and ready to flamingle http://t.co/SGKVcUOo0R”

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I might be annoying but atleast my lock screen isn’t a selfie.


@Funny_Truth: Are you from Africa? Because African love you.”


YEEEEEESSSS GERMANY! TAKE IT HOME ❤️🇩🇪❤️🇩🇪❤️🇩🇪❤️🇩🇪⚫️🔴🌕


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WE'RE GIVING AWAY FOUR BACKSTAGE PASSES TO MEET THE BOYS. FOLLOW @WeddingCatcher AND RETWEET. PICKING ONE WINNER RANDOMLY IN 10 MINUTES


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why do concert tickets cost so much we're humans paying to watch other humans not paying to watch the birth of jesus


I'd rather be a comma, than a full stop.


@TedOfficialPage: I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.”


I keep my dreams to myself


iPhone, I love you<3


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Having to delete songs for making room in your iPod is like having to kill some of your children because you can't feed them all.


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When cats blink slowly at you it is a sign of affection referred to as a cat kiss.


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@Real_Liam_Payne we appreciate and love you so much Liam, don't let the haters get you down. I hope your alright xx


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