Tandy Houghton
@TandyHoughton
Jokes may not be factanimous accuratisations of my trueness.
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Was at my parents house yesterday to take possession of an Amazon delivery. 30 minutes later I was back at my house when the same van driver turned up with a package for me. I’ve never seen someone so freaked out by the phrase ‘Hello again.’
wait ‘no more tears’ was because it got rid of the tangles? genuinely thought it meant you could pour it in your eyes
Here's one review of my comedy: "Clearly alarms the care home manager" (The Guardian) Anyway I'm not going to Edinburgh Fringe.
Twitter just asked me if I want to share my tweets with a smaller crowd. This joke writes itself.
Do you ever open a share pack of crisps and think, ‘I need to finish these or I’ll just keep eating them.’
DAD'S FIRST DAY WITH THE BABY My new sketch featuring the superb @jayneyedwards & Wolf Lang. Directed by the brilliant Rhyannon Hanbury-Aggs (Insta @von_biggs_films) If you like it, how about a RT? ❤️ Subtitled version link below #dad #mum #baby #parenting #nightmare #poo
Uh oh! @tobyisaacs_ deleted @Twitter 😮 @elonmusk ‘a going to be mad!
So happy that this show is coming to Brighton Fringe. Tandy & Toby have always been big supporters of my work, I love them so much and their show is going to be totally mad and hilarious. I recommend it! @TandyHoughton @tobyisaacs_ @danielcawley @thecaxton brightonfringe.org/whats-on/tandy…
Other people even said nice things about us, so I suggest you check this out brightonfringe.org/whats-on/tandy…
If I didn’t have to manage my internet preferences to prevent ‘brain theft’ and spend futile amounts of time on fabricated ‘reject all’ icons! Maybe I’d have time to destroy all my highly sought after secrets?! As it is, we are in a vicious circle.
My phone will do almost anything for me, except when I want to tell someone I’m not feeling well, and in fact I’m quite I’ll.
My Mum doesn’t think Waitrose is posh. I can’t work out if this makes her more posh, or incredibly bad at observing British culture. #waitrose #colombianmum
Memory sticks finding out Apple got rid of their USB ports
And this is one of them!! With @TandyHoughton #brightonfringe brightonfringe.org/whats-on/tandy…
First release tickets are on sale now! We’re excited to announce that tickets for Brighton Fringe 2022 are now available! The first 250 events are now live and we have loads more to come! Book tickets and get ready for a #CuriouslyFringe experience now: brightonfringe.org/whats-on/
1 week til' @CLOGGCOMEDY #22 Octubular Bells! @carolinepub 21/10, at 8pm (doors at 7:30pm). Fab acts including: @stylophobia @hderv @erinenfys @TandyHoughton and headliner: @_LAtkinson_ ! Tickets £3 + fees online, and £5 cash OTD. Ticket link in the bio!!
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