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i am an 18 year old straight white male. twitters worst enemy, at your service.

i know i’ve peaked at my bladder control because i can pee before i go to the airport and not have to pee again until i arrive at the hotel in wherever the fuck i went to


people be saying “hot take” then say the most agreeable thing ever and people will hype them up like they’re the prophet or smth


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this fucking picture has me in stitches WHAT could possibly make him do this face and HOW did he make it LMAOOOO

janosgfx's tweet image. this fucking picture has me in stitches WHAT could possibly make him do this face and HOW did he make it LMAOOOO


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Today is Celebrate Bisexuality Day.

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kendrick: you know what drake? you aren’t that bad drake: wanna end this beef already? kendrick: bring it in *hugs drake* ???: got room for one more kendrick & drake: J COLE?? kendrick: *slaps j cole* thats for dissing me, *then kisses him* thats for apologizing drake:…


STOP TELLING ME TO LOOK BETWEEN FUCKING LETTERS ON MY KEYBOARD AND GET SOME ORIGINAL SHIT. IT GOT OLD THE SECOND IT WAS FUNNY. THIS SHIT IS EVERYWHERE NOW.


Superman, how big was the gyat?

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guys, we have to do something about the bed bugs. does anyone have a large amount of muzzles??


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“Dude, we gotta find Skips. He’ll know how to get us out of a children’s book.”


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Did anyone else read these or did u imagine them?

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I really hope Mark Zuckerberg comes out as an AI soon, that would be kinda awesome


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Canon

why did i get this on my fyp 😭



still thinking about this. this is NOT the face of somebody who knew the consequences

Tankitory23's tweet image. still thinking about this. this is NOT the face of somebody who knew the consequences

How the fuck is Jerry surprised that Tom got mad? he was doing the most asshole-ish things and then was bewildered when his actions had consequences



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