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The previous shortest was Sir Alec Douglas-Home apparently, with 366 days. When you're setting records you usually want to go for the most impressive record, not the least.
We lost our monarch!?!
The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon. The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.
I’m a fucking prophet, mate!
I'm not happy until there's a Splatoon-themed ripoff of the Badlands. And I'm gonna push for it to be named "The Splatlands" Obvious reason.
In fairness, there’s some good points here on why it’s getting out of hand.
I'm not happy until there's a Splatoon-themed ripoff of the Badlands. And I'm gonna push for it to be named "The Splatlands" Obvious reason.
Tonight was a Blood Moon! Fucking incredible! For anyone who didn’t have fucking overcast clouds fucking ruining it and negating the point of you staying up all fucking night for nothing! This is all I have: A faint tint of red that might as well be sunrise hidden behind clouds.
It’s about time!
I'm not happy until there's a Splatoon-themed ripoff of the Badlands. And I'm gonna push for it to be named "The Splatlands" Obvious reason.
The Russians: *Demand apology from Ireland to cover costs and damages.* The Irish: *Place a photo of Putin by the urinals in a pub.* Seems to me like they think ol’ Puty-Poo’s just piss in the wind.
Tank, but with his left hand, instead.
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