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Damon Salvatore

@TasteMyFangs

Sucks to be the antihero when all you have to do is save asses × In a complicated relationship with myself since 1840 × His Dropdead Gorgeous Hot Stuff husband.

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For those of you wondering, I'm not Ian Somerhalder. This is a roleplay account for a fictional character written by a simple human being. I'm not, in any way, affiliated with The CW, the writers, actors or creators of The Vampire Diaries or The Originals. Or the stupid V Wars.


As for bothering you, @ForlornWarrior...


I wasn't logged in on my human's phone?


Eeeeeelena! Welcome back @MyVividRadiance


Happy anniversary, you sexy thing. If you ever doubt how much I love you, remember the digital hell I've just been through.


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Because the therapist might fuck some sense into you and the other one would fuck you senseless..?

Why would I fuck a therapist when I can have a psychopath..



A therapist, then.

Still wouldn't last. Have you even met me?



Find a new guy.

Excuse you. One can fuck the bitch out of me everyday, but the effect doesn't last long.



Pretty sure you haven't been touched in some time, otherwise you wouldn't be so insufferable.

Aw. Look at you admitting I put the fun in funtastic. I'm touched.



Boredom, maybe, misery? Optional.

... All the way to boredom and misery.



Thrive?

That goes without saying. What would the world do without me?



And we wouldn't want you to have a heart attack, of course.

With such a passion, you wouldn't believe. More would be unbearable.



Happy to know you still love me, Kitty Kat.

Out of pest, cholera and your return I don't know what I'd pick..



Finally updated it, now everyone is listed. Knock yourselves out! x.com/i/lists/137940…


Oh, damn, been a while.


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// This account will be under construction today. I made it to reboot @TheDonovanMom but now I got that account back, so I'm gonna flip this into someone even more scandalous. Stay tuned!



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Motherchu— He's finally here to play. Give him a follow! #SelfPimping

This should be fun.



Why did I ever change this header?


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