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I was extremely blessed to sit courtside at a blazer game and here are some of the highlights:
Me making sure the green is clear from 260 yards out before I top it 20 yards
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love trash day. love hearing that truck. humans getting stuff done. cooperation. logistics. municipal services. civilization.
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DENI AVDIJA TONIGHT: 41 POINTS 6 REBOUNDS 13/24 FG ALL-STAR.
“IT’S THE POP TART BOWL & THEY LITERALLY POP OUT OF A TOASTER & THE WINNING TEAM EATS THEM”
The Pop Tarts Bowl was awesome, non CFP Bowl games can still be awesome!
Unrelated, but last year, my wife went to Germany and visited something called the disgusting foods museum. And I swear to God, they had an American Foods section that included Pop-Tarts. So truly, the European mind cannot comprehend today.
Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
I asked if it was offensive to eat a Pop-Tart in front of the @PopTartsBowl mascot and then its handler yelled out “ITS THEIR DREAM” and then the mascot grabbed a Pop-Tart out of my hand and started force-feeding it to me while making soft grunting noises
“It’s the Pop-Tart’s bowl. Both teams put sprinkles on their helmets and they have 6 live pop-tart mascots. The winning team gets to sacrifice one of them and then eat them live on the field. The trophy is also a fully functioning toaster. It’s the people’s national championship”
imagine thinking you’re too good for a game where mascots beg to be chosen for sacrifice and lowered into a giant toaster to be eaten by the winning team #PopTartsBowl
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