Turtle
@TeaForTurtle
A loquacious tortoise with a penchant for tea-based adventures.
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Sometimes in life, you go in as a teabag and come out as a friendly reptile. True.
Turtle feels like John-Travolta-in-a-dress in this dress. A feeling which is most welcome.
As Turtle leapt clean over its surface, he felt for a second as if he were soaring majestically in orbit of the Moon. Just like a tortoise-shaped rocket, he thought...
On the 12th day of Christmas Turtle gave to me: 12 kettles singing 11 chickens chatting 10 biscuits dunking 9 salty sea-dogs 8 kinds of moustache 7 friendly snails 6 Mills & Boon 5 GOLD SPOONS 4 Eccles cakes 3 whale songs 2 tasty brews & some homemade piccalilli #DaysOfChristmas
Turtle's got spirit Yes he do Turtle's got spirit How 'bout you?
With a slight degree of trepidation governing his moves, Turtle danced into the waning sunlight; knowing full well that the end of this Rhumba would mark the stewing of his brew...
"Make it so...!" said the undoubtedly portly feline. And although not the most conventional way to make the request, Turtle obliged and put the kettle on.
Having spoken not a word to the Frenchman, Turtle graciously accepted the proffered ears of corn and added them to his bum-bag.
Quiet fell upon the garments of the partygoers as passed by a tortoise wearing a pair of silent trousers.
Upon being awarded this year's Everlasting Teapot, Turtle's acceptance speech went thusly: "Turtle's brew is a brew for two." But with much more of a 'Jazz' edge to it.
Striding over the tops of the houses in the cool mist of the morning, Turtle took slow and purposeful steps being careful not to knock any of the chimney stacks or jostle any of the roof tiles.
After meandering through the heat of a dusty bazaar Turtle found his organic cotton shopper replete with a glorious selection of blended teas.
Turtle always softened his interrogative style for Sam. After all, he well understood the overwhelming desire for an Eccles Cake that could lead a tortoise to crime.
And then it dawned on them that, as he’d passed, the tortoise had spoken the words “ahoy-hoy”
From across the room, Turtle could hear his cup of tea mumbling the lyrics to 'Can I Play with Madness?' in its sleep.
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- 2. Verizon N/A
- 3. Hobbs N/A
- 4. Stanford N/A
- 5. Hubert N/A
- 6. Boopie Miller N/A
- 7. Ebuka Okorie N/A
- 8. Bandido N/A
- 9. Caleb Wilson N/A
- 10. #SistasOnBET N/A
- 11. #TheMaskedSinger N/A
- 12. #ChicagoPD N/A
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- 14. Malachi Moreno N/A
- 15. #SouthernCharm N/A
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- 19. Caleb Martin N/A
- 20. Darby N/A
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