Tease Me
@TeaserLocks
Professional NCAAF, NFL, NBA, MLB handicappers • Couple former 9-5ers who quit their day jobs to pursue full time sports betting • In love with teasers
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Tried a little experiment this week and didn’t tweet my picks. Sure enough I hit NFL teasers Monday and Tuesday night, Tennessee -5.5, and a couple prop bets. I know that whether I tweet my picks has no actual effect on the games. Lookout for new picks soon!
Max play this weekend for #UFCVegas17. Analyzing some tape now while we watch our MNF play. Throw a RT or like if you swept the #UFCVegas16 card with GodSpeed last weekend. #UFCHandicapper #UFCBets #FreePlays
So the Chargers decided to not show up today... here’s another teaser that may or may not hit, who knows at this point: Chiefs -3, Bills +11, Steelers +3.5 (-139) We’re cold as ice right now, we need to get hot.
Of course one team in each teaser couldn’t do their part. Colts +3, Raiders -3 ✅🙏🏼 Dolphins -3.5, Falcons +10, Titans +3.5 ✅✅❌ Hopefully these 4pm games can provide some relief from a dry spell.
New day, new picks: Colts +3, Raiders -3 (+105) Dolphins -3.5, Falcons +10, Titans +3.5 (+135) Chargers, Packers, Seahawks ML (+162) Today is a great day for a great day! Let’s do it.
Titans don’t have it today, their team is predicated on the run game and controlling the clock. That’s next to impossible to do down 3, now 4 scores. I’m not saying you should hedge, but I did.
New day, new picks: Colts +3, Raiders -3 (+105) Dolphins -3.5, Falcons +10, Titans +3.5 (+135) Chargers, Packers, Seahawks ML (+162) Today is a great day for a great day! Let’s do it.
Here’s today’s recap: A&M/Rutgers teaser ✅ Florida/Wisconsin Teaser ❌ BYU -10.5 ❌ Clemson -13.5 1H ❌ Horrible day today. I don’t know if I’ve ever had a Saturday this bad, but without the lows there wouldn’t be the highs. Some great NFL picks on the slate for tomorrow.
Putting another unit on Smolka. 3 units total on him now. Have a good read on this card tonight #GamblingTwitter #UFCHandicapper
Being a couple of Clemson alums, we can sometimes be a little biased towards the Tigers, but this isn’t one of those times. Clemson -13.5 1H (-115 on Fanduel)
Except Coastal Carolina, at 5:30 ET, in Conway, SC
BYU vs. Coastal Carolina. Cosmo the Cougar vs. Chauncey the Chanticleer. Mormons vs. Mullets. This one won’t be close. BYU will beat the breaks off Coastal. BYU -10.5 (-106 on Fanduel)
Me throwing more on this after I can’t find something I like better
Being a couple of Clemson alums, we can sometimes be a little biased towards the Tigers, but this isn’t one of those times. Clemson -13.5 1H (-115 on Fanduel)
Apparently Indiana’s backup is decent or Wisconsin is just that bad. Either way, tough loss. Two team teaser: Florida -10 ✅ Wisconsin -7 ❌ Maybe another play before the night games, keep your eyes peeled.
Looking at the 3:30 slate, we’ve got another teaser for ya. Two team teaser: (+102 on DK) Florida -10 Wisconsin -7 Hopefully this mid afternoon pick is less stressful than the noon one.
Being a couple of Clemson alums, we can sometimes be a little biased towards the Tigers, but this isn’t one of those times. Clemson -13.5 1H (-115 on Fanduel)
BYU vs. Coastal Carolina. Cosmo the Cougar vs. Chauncey the Chanticleer. Mormons vs. Mullets. This one won’t be close. BYU will beat the breaks off Coastal. BYU -10.5 (-106 on Fanduel)
TEASE ME BABY!!! Texas A&M -0 ✅ Rutgers +17.5 ✅ Rutgers made that one a little too close for comfort, but a win is a win. Let’s stay hot today!
Back to the bread and butter. Two team 6 point teaser: (+118 on DK) Texas A&M -0 Rutgers +17.5
Looking at the 3:30 slate, we’ve got another teaser for ya. Two team teaser: (+102 on DK) Florida -10 Wisconsin -7 Hopefully this mid afternoon pick is less stressful than the noon one.
Been discussing our last pick for almost an hour. We didn’t feel super confident in Ohio State to cover a number with all the players they have out, especially after coach Day said they would be happy with a win even if it’s ugly. Look out for our next picks coming out soon!
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