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At least it was you people's preferred journalist that you can disagree with and whose work you can interrogate that wrote this one, not that crazy not-journalist David Hyundai. This statement in red was made by someone who used to be Nigeria's president, while working as a…
No Nigerian can visit Ajaokuta Steel Company (ASC), see investments of more than $8 billion rotting in the African sun, and not cry. I went there, I cried. What exactly is the problem? I have written several articles on this topic, but today, let me write a comprehensive post.…
All Tech Bros believe in the supremacy of console.log(...) for debugging. Until the going gets tough and they find themselves figuring out how launch.json works in VSCode.
In Ibadan yesterday, I, accompanied by Mrs. Aisha Yusufu, Dele Farotimi, and Dr. Moses Paul, visited the headquarters of the International Institute of Tropical Agriculture (IITA), the organization whose duty it is to engage in agricultural research for the development of
Any solution a techbro does not immediately understand, is Overengineering.
The fastest way to get a Senior techbro to review your PR, is to get a Junior techbro to approve it with "lgtm!".
Even though they take micro-vacations every work day, Tech bros will brag about the number of years since their last vacation.
A tech bro will swear that hiring is broken by unnecessary algorithm tests, until they become managers and find themselves choosing the right hackerrank test for hires.
A techbro does not simply use a tool. They incessantly talk about how superior/inferior it is, compared to every other tool in the same genre that came before it.
When all tests pass, a tech bro is allowed a 5 second window, to admire their terminal display.
Tweeting, so this account can continue to demystify tech bros for years to come.
There is rejoicing in heaven, every time a tech bro sees the light and adopts TypeScript.
When a tech bro wants to appear to be working on something novel, they will slap "Web3" on to it.
No one in the world has memorized how to link a CSS stylesheet.
A tech bro downloads Signal for security reasons, then continues using WhatsApp.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I was thinking about this.
Even though they take micro-vacations every work day, Tech bros will brag about the number of years since their last vacation.
Lmaooooooooo…woooow!
Even though they take micro-vacations every work day, Tech bros will brag about the number of years since their last vacation.
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