TechJokes
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TechJokes, A twitter forum/blog full of updates about Technology, Jokes, and Many more, Follow for updates on new gadgets, and a daily laugh! Will follow back!
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What do you want more off, Jokes, Quotes, Updates on technology? Tell us!! |RT| |FOLLOW| |RT| |RT|
I used to work as a glass blower, but had to give it up as it gave me a pane.
Where would you go to see a man-eating fish? A seafood restaurant.
My friend drowned in a bowl of Muesli. A strong currant pulled him in....
Two blondes walk into a building, You think at least one of them would of seen it
Sorry Guys, I'm Slacking!!! Haven't tweeted since 20th July !!!:O
For some people i go fast, for others I'm slow. To most people, I'm an obsession relying on me is a well practiced lesson. What am I?
I'm as big as an elephant, but lighter than a feather. What am I? |RT| |FOLLOW|
When they're caught they're thrown away...When they escape you itch! What are they? |RT| |FOLLOW|
Okay so how this will work guys is i will post a riddle and whoever gets it right will get a shout out and follow!!
Sorry I Haven't tweeted in a few days guys! Who's up for a few late night riddles?
Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident
Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set an alarm for a reasonable hour.
Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
Who's up for some #AntiJokes tonight for a bit of #PureBants #AntiBantsScene
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