TechParadox's profile picture. IT specialist and gaming fan. Into Sci-Fi, Fantasy, and other fiction. Likely to say something to piss you off if you stick around long enough. ITM

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@TechParadox

IT specialist and gaming fan. Into Sci-Fi, Fantasy, and other fiction. Likely to say something to piss you off if you stick around long enough. ITM

Brits in the comments are all, "oh, our roads are so twisty and turny, it takes forever, your American roads are all straight." I want to take them on a trip through the country in Arkansas and then see how they feel about it after getting over the motion sickness.

brits vs americans

darkestblisss's tweet image. brits vs americans


Back in the day we had Schoolhouse Rock. I still remember those tunes. We need more of this in today's world.

If science class explained everything with Midwest emo music, we would have a lot more people paying attention. Nuclear power explained. It’s just a fancy way to heat water and make electricity. 🔊



As someone who has worked in the food service industry, if you walk in with less than 30 minutes on the clock til close, you're immediately the most hated person in the universe. Roll in after close? Get bent, kitchen is done for the day.

She lost my support at 9:03.

MensHumor's tweet image. She lost my support at 9:03.


No, because the last time the great old one tried it, he called collect.

Cthulhu calls. Do you answer?

SandyofCthulhu's tweet image. Cthulhu calls. Do you answer?


Further proof that Hollywood remains creatively bankrupt. Go watch the original episodes.

NBC has given out a pilot order to a reboot of the classic series “The Rockford Files.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/r…

Variety's tweet image. NBC has given out a pilot order to a reboot of the classic series “The Rockford Files.”

variety.com/2026/tv/news/r…


TBF, that's the one problem that direct-to-streaming has solved, but yeah. I bought some albums back in the day that had maybe two playable songs and the rest were absolute dogwater.

Zoomers don’t know the feeling of listening to a banger song on the radio, buying the CD and having to realize the rest of the album is entire garbage.

CigsMake's tweet image. Zoomers don’t know the feeling of listening to a banger song on the radio, buying the CD and having to realize the rest of the album is entire garbage.


Chapter titles I can take or leave. Sometimes the author can be too clever for their own good and drop spoilers in the process. Otherwise I agree with the rest of the list.

Make books great again! 🫡

AuthorGFAllen's tweet image. Make books great again! 🫡


As an unc, I find it hard to call any of these certified bangers "slop" 🤣

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No lies detected. John Goodman as the cyclops was an excellent choice.


Anyone who doesn't use the Oxford comma can suck my dangling participle. Same sentiment goes for em dash and semicolon usage. People should have paid attention in school.

“oxford comma is a big sign of ai” you can pry the oxford comma out of my cold dead hands idc i will never stop using her



This was probably the quickest I've ever clicked the Follow button on this site. SGM Vining is a legend, and I'm looking forward to seeing his story in his own words.

I'm Mike Vining, SGM USA (Retired). Welcome to my official X account. In the next several months, I'll share EOD and Delta Force memories. And I'll offer info on moral injury and PTSD. I'm calling this account "Blasting Through," because that's the title of my book, a memoir, due…

BlastingThrough's tweet image. I'm Mike Vining, SGM USA (Retired). Welcome to my official X account. In the next several months, I'll share EOD and Delta Force memories. And I'll offer info on moral injury and PTSD. I'm calling this account "Blasting Through," because that's the title of my book, a memoir, due…


"Help with Excel formulas" = "Do my job for me". The IT help desk aren't there to be the priests that interpret the utterances of the oracle of Google. Learn to do your own research, people!

Got to work and saw my manager left me a sticky note: "Please prioritize VIP tickets today." We don't actually have VIP tickets. We have regular tickets and tickets from people who think they're VIPs. But I've created my own system. Actual priority: - Tickets that affect…



These are the same people that think if we ban all guns then they'll magically disappear and there will be no more gun crime, so the lack of mental processing power doesn't shock me.

The number of adults who can’t mentally grasp the concept of scarcity is mind-blowing and disheartening. Like they legitimately think “if we just vote that it’s free it’ll magically appear and be free”. If there are 7 billion people on Earth and only enough ingredients to make…



About a year back I was in for my physical and they asked for a blood draw. I had it done at my Dr's office and they used their lab. Lab wasn't preferred by my provider, so my cost was over $500. Looked up the preferred provider after that, oop cost was $50. Insurance is a scam.

American doctor shows how bad we’re being ripped off by US Health Insurance Companies She shows a list of blood work a doctor would order With insurance they say it’s $1,086.75, patient pays $252.12 The cash price for the exact same bloodwork is $44 Health insurance is a…



Wife: "I went to the store and picked up some Christmas stuff half off. They had butter cookies." Me: (checks can) Yeah, won't be touching those. I've seen the videos.

TechParadox's tweet image. Wife: "I went to the store and picked up some Christmas stuff half off. They had butter cookies."
Me: (checks can) 
Yeah, won't be touching those. I've seen the videos.
TechParadox's tweet image. Wife: "I went to the store and picked up some Christmas stuff half off. They had butter cookies."
Me: (checks can) 
Yeah, won't be touching those. I've seen the videos.

At least once a week I have to spend time helping my wife look for her phone, keys, glasses, etc because she put them down somewhere and forgot where, or buried them in the bottom of her purse. If you put stuff back in the same place every time, you don't lose it.

TechParadox's tweet image. At least once a week I have to spend time helping my wife look for her phone, keys, glasses, etc because she put them down somewhere and forgot where, or buried them in the bottom of her purse. If you put stuff back in the same place every time, you don't lose it.

Number three is why I keep a small notebook and a pen on me at all times. The real question is whether I can decipher my notes later.

I… I feel attacked💀👀🤣

byMorganWright's tweet image. I… I feel attacked💀👀🤣


Well, considering he took the remaining years off Halyna Hutchins' life and didn't even really get more than a slap on the wrist, I'd say he's getting off light.

Alec Baldwin reveals intense health struggles after ‘Rust’ shooting: ‘Taken 10 years off my life’ trib.al/5JLgzqC

nypost's tweet image. Alec Baldwin reveals intense health struggles after ‘Rust’ shooting: ‘Taken 10 years off my life’ trib.al/5JLgzqC


This feels like it should be under a meme post that starts off "My father-in-law is a programmer...", because the fact that Microsoft can't fix something that has been in the OS for decades but Stardock can produce an add on that fixes it is patently ludicrous.

Microsoft says it is too hard to move the taskbar and will never add the ability too. windowslatest.com/2025/12/19/why…

Pirat_Nation's tweet image. Microsoft says it is too hard to move the taskbar and will never add the ability too.
windowslatest.com/2025/12/19/why…


These are the same people who laud Death of the Author and try to put their own spin on everything while shouting down with "media literacy". Once you own a game, apply whatever mods you darned well please.

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