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Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine. Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944)


Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. ~ Pablo Picasso (1881 - 1973)


I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. ~ Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)


Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. ~ E. W. Dijkstra


“Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.” #humor #quotes


I don't care what it is, when it has an LCD screen, it makes it better. Kevin Rose #techquote


All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors. ~ Unknown


Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. ~ Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955) in 1941


In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it. ~ Unknown


“Computer language design is just like a stroll in the park. Jurassic Park, that is.” #humor #quotes


For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. ~ Richard Feynman


The computing field is always in need of new cliches. ~ Alan Perlis


“Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.” #humor #quotes


"Difference between a virus and windows? Viruses rarely fail." #humor #quote


Anyone can build a fast processor. The trick is to build a fast system. ~ Seymour Cray #quotes #linux


"Those who can't write programs, write help files." #quote #humor #unkwn


This is why I loved technology: if you used it right, it could give you power and privacy. ~ Cory Doctorow, Little Brother, 2008 #quote


"Men have become the tools of their tools." Henry David Thoreau


"The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back." #humor #quotes


"If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0" #humor #quotes


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