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@TechRat42
Not Expendable. Not Stupid. Not Going. #nerdgirlproblems
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...Don't loops, by definition, have holes? Isn't an open loop just a string? So... then a closed loop is what - a knot? #IHaveQuestions #EnglishIsSilly #idiotidioms
If someone appears to be in a bad mood, why the fuck would you badger them to "smile??" Why the fuck would you ever badger anyone to fucking smile??? That's guaranteeing they won't do that. #FYI
When you're changing a tire, in heels, at 1am for one of your crew guys the night before opening. #stagemanagerproblems What is it with theater and car troubles??? #TheaterLife
NEW MSG: Hi, we met that one time. My show opens tomorrow - can you run stage left? The director fired my entire crew and btw there's pyro and a rotating stage. #Bless #stagemanagerproblems #ATEAM #MissionPossible #WeRunThisStage #TheaterLife
I think I've cried more tears over Shutterfly than anything else in my life.... #Shutterfail #HurtsSoGood #WhyCantIResizeThat #WhatTheShitIsThat #WhereDidThatComeFrom #WhereDidThatGo #UNDO #UNDO #UNDO #SHIT #$()*&^)(*&@#_$(*&$^ #AhSoPretty
When @taylorswift13 sings your life again #ThisIsWhyWeCantHaveNiceThings #ByeBitch. Thanks for the life lessons in standing up for myself, because your shit? #NotHereForThat
Leadership is willingness to participate, effect change, and inspire it in others - no matter the seemingly menial or unrelated task. Not just shit talk and bitch about how you'd do it better, but no one "gives you a chance," & refuse to do things "beneath you." #BETheChange
...I have so many questions.
I think we all knew I'd wind up as a miniature detective repeatedly saying the same two words. Just didn't think it'd be this soon. #PikaPika #DetectivePikachu
Director: "and don't call me Shirley" Cast: "..." Director: "Wait, seriously? Guys?" Me from the booth: "Man, did I pick the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!" Director: "You! You're my new favorite person. The rest of you - get the fuck outta my sight! *mutter mutter*" ;-D #ftw
Also, can we talk about rude-ass emails? You don't respond to any varied contact for 4 WEEKS, can't be bothered to show and now you're sending me passive-aggressive, snotty emails about timely returns and payments every 3 minutes. "Ah. Thanks. Actually..." #HideAndGoFuckYourself
"Someone must have stolen it" Nope. It's right here. Where you left it. 3 weeks ago. Under the pile of your crap that you've left in *my* lab, instead of putting it away in your OWN lab. #PersonalResponsibility
When your phone syncs to #TheCloud and you get to delete all those happy fucking photos of you and that narcissistic asshole. Again.
Heh - when you're googling an image of a character, and your cosplay comes up in the image results... #nerdgirl #blakes7 #ThrowbackTuesdayApparently
When Google and Facebook have all of your data, personal information, facial recognition and the diary of your life ready for a straight-to-TV movie, and they STILL want to show you *~*<3 MEMORIES!!! <3*~* of your exs. #FuckityBye #GetYourPoopInAGroup
I have three back-to-back shows. Cool, can you also spend your nights off emergency helping my show? ...And the nights off you have from that, can you help with mine that opens Friday? Yep. #TheaterAddict #SMProbz #ATeam #BeThere <3
I feel like we should meet the ex's in burgeoning relationships. Mhm, I see here they exhibited these symptoms previously and have yet to implement a correction. Duly noted for observation. I also contend that we are not, in fact, "slutty hos" or "crazy bitches." Motion carries.
When your CAD tutorial has music so dramatic, I honestly expected to see Bruce Willis casually walk away from an inexplicable PCB explosion. #sodrama
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