TechStock on Solana
@TechStockCoin
Hedge against every "Strong Buy" call you ever got. $TECHSTOCK — trust your gut, not your broker Ca: 27RaeXYivrehtQS9zXahXY5qQiaKVJ5tAHuvL7Cvpump
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We were gonna drop $3M on a fancy digital logo like "real" tech stocks… Instead we hired an 8-year-old. Paid him in Fruit Gushers & V-Bucks. Dumping the savings into R&D at Scores NYC. Innovation never looked so irresponsible. $btc $assdaq $sol $goog $tsla $gme $eth
When the $TechStock move comes, it’ll be sudden. Violent. Like a Tesla earnings miss. And don’t say we didn’t give you a chance—we’ve been yelling into the void like a broke startup CEO on CNBC. Get on board before the simulation reroutes you to regret. $techstock $assdaq $sol
If you’re holding $ASSDAQ and not sprinkling in a little $TechStock… you’re only doing half the trade. Diversify your degeneracy. 📈🧠💸
📊 101 holders. 62 $SOL pooled. The base is spreading. The float is tightening. $TechStock is still early — and it’s getting harder to ignore. Rumor is 10-figures or bust. 🧠📈
BREAKING: $TechStock will now route all trades through the $ASSDAQ. Why be on NASDAQ—with earnings, rules, and red tape— when you can be on ASSDAQ, where capital flows free and fast. ASSDAQ is what markets should look like. #ASSDAQ #TechStock $mstr $gme $sol $tsla $eth $btc
Buy the rumor and then spread the rumor. $sol $btc $mstr $gme $unh $eth $gmtc $coin
Buy the rumor. Spread the rumor. $TechStock isn’t waiting for headlines — it is the headline. $30K mcap. Blink and it’s $3M. If you're reading this, you're early. #TechStock #BuyTheRumor $mstr $tsla $btc $eth $gme $aapl $coin
$SPCE still dreaming of orbit. $NKLA coasting on vibes. $GME got institutionalized. $AMC sells popcorn. $UPST is AI roulette. $PLUG is plugging leaks. But $TechStock? Chart flat. Volume light. Narrative loading. You don’t chase this at $100M. You front-run it now. #TechStock
$TechStockCoin is quietly moving. The chart looks like early legends. The float is thin. The holders are tight. The runway is wide. We’re not chasing trends — we’re building the next one. $10B isn't a dream. It’s the roadmap. 🌕 Tell 3 friends before it's obvious. $sol $btc $eth
Everyone wants to buy the next 100x. Nobody wants to press the green button when it still feels early. $TechStock isn’t a chart yet. It’s a thesis. A trigger. A future headline. Act accordingly.
Buy the rumor. Spread the rumor. We’re going to $10 billion. $TechStock is the speculation mecca— where conviction outruns due diligence and momentum is the model. This isn’t the future of finance. It’s the present—and it’s moving fast.
Word from Greenwich: the $TechStock Institutional Roadshow™ was a runaway success. Packed house. One hedge fund MD wept during the “speculative flywheel” slide. Next week, we transition from stealth mode to narrative ignition. If you’re reading this, you’re early. $TechStock
🚨 $TECHSTOCK UPDATE 🚨 We’re actively cooking the books as we decide a date for our NO-EARNINGS CALL. Expect big talk about: – Strategic pivots – Tactical pivots – Pivot pivots Stay tuned. We're not just turning the ship — we're spinning it. $sol $mstr $hood $eth $house $gme
Price target raised to $15M. Fomo Stanley & Sons said $TechStock has "the same fundamentals as half the IPOs we underwrote in 2021 — but with better memes." $spy $tsla $gme $aapl $btc $gbtc $bitb $sol $amzn $goog $app $rivn $nkla $qqq $sui $goog $msft
$SPCE is a meme. $PLUG? Meme. $BYND? Cooked. $UPST? AI-powered bankruptcy. $NKLA? Still coasting downhill. They burn cash, dilute shares, and pray for rate cuts. $TechStock has no debt, no overhead — just a ticker built for glory. 1% of their money = billions.
The $TECHSTOCK liquidity pool is now LIVE on Raydium 🚨 Early access just went public. You already missed BTC at $100. You already missed SOL at $0.50. Don’t miss this. Pool pair: WSOL / TECHSTOCK Next stop: $10B raydium.io/swap/?input=So…
Just told a friend who runs a hedge fund about TechStock. He said “I don’t buy meme coins.” He owns Rivian, Snowflake, and Unity. Who wants to tell him? $sol $btc $eth $mstr $tsla $gme
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