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*mom watching game of thrones* *someone gets stabbed* Mom: Yessssss Me:


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Can we be called this instead of millennials now

Members of the Spice Girls generation are the only people in history to have both grown up with the internet and to retain childhood memories that predate it. nyti.ms/32yoia1



When you are drunk and high please remember to turn around from your Bluetooth.


I downloaded this co-star app and I was like okay whatever cuz I am into astrology but like not that much and now I’m sitting in the airport and I wanted to scream and throw my glasses because I got a finger print on my glasses and I was like okay....y’all got me. #costar #♋️

Tech__Mama's tweet image. I downloaded this co-star app and I was like okay whatever cuz I am into astrology but like not that much and now I’m sitting in the airport and I wanted to scream and throw my glasses because I got a finger print on my glasses and I was like okay....y’all got me. #costar #♋️

My advice of the week. Just do whatever your eyebrow lady says... honestly if ya good one just listen to her... #beendoingmybrowswronf #ShouldveKnownBetter


Wtf power trip was I on in college? Jesus Christ.

She lost island points by bringing her mom into my apartment and then allowing her mother to sit with us at lunch today.



Where is the lie?

Tech__Mama's tweet image. Where is the lie?

I am an adult. I had pizza rolls for breakfast.


Wanna keep yo girl? Get her Doritos. #doritos


Sorry i cant help but let my inner Beyonce out while i walk down the aisle. #weddingsbringouttjebeyonce


When u need to socialize more


When you had a stressful day at work. Thanks snapchat for making it better


Orange juice is bae. Actually just got my eye brows done.... Was looking for an excuse to pose with dat yung fresh ORANGE JUICE

Tech__Mama's tweet image. Orange juice is bae. Actually just got my eye brows done.... Was looking for an excuse to pose with dat yung fresh ORANGE JUICE

Online shopping because i am too lazy to leave my house again


When u from wisco n hate the cold but got errands to do at 8 am....

Tech__Mama's tweet image. When u from wisco n hate the cold but got errands to do at 8 am....

Where my cardinals at??!! We here. We #makebetterhappen #mpsproud

Tech__Mama's tweet image. Where my cardinals at??!! 
We here. We #makebetterhappen #mpsproud

Uhg gaawd i live for Florence and the Machine.


No i didnt just stub my toe. I stubbed the FUCK out of my toe.


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