Texan here. When you hear some dumbfuck Republican threaten that Texas will secede, remember this: If Texas secedes, every major city in the state will immediately secede from Texas back to the USA. Would be a good way to get rid of a lot of dead weight, actually! #Texas #secede
Real talk: Trump got shot because he spent years normalizing violence as a political tool. Tried a violent coup when the 2020 election didn't go his way. That GOP message—violence is OK if democracy doesn't go your way—was taken to heart. Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind. #Trump
The best argument for Trump having orchestrated his own fake assassination attempt is that he knew the Secret Service would take the shooter out, therefore Trump wouldn't have to pay him. #Trump #fakeassassination #crisisactors
These "but what is the crime?" morons are the slow kids in science class who you show a glass of water and say "this is full of molecules consisting of two parts hydrogen to one part oxygen" and they wail "BUT WHERE'S THE WAAAAAAAATER?" over and over #TrumplsAFelon #GuiltyOn34
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