Teeth Out
@TeeethOut
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Who remembers going on the computer just to go on paint and space pinball??
I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing. It's not that I have something to hide. It's just none of your damn business
Ever want to say IDK without sounding stupid? Say this: I hesitate to articulate in fear I may deviate upon the highest degree of accuracy.
That moment when you're tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed, your body is like, "Just kidding."
I ask my parents a simple "Yes" or "No" question and all I get is a lecture.
That awkward moment when you remember something funny, and can't stop smiling like an idiot.
That awkward moment when you sleep with one leg under the covers, and the other leg out for temperature balance.
*takes 50 selfies* *deletes 49* *stares at that one selfie till it turns ugly* *deletes that too*
Me: Will you grow Hair: no Legs: no Boobs: no Mind: no Nails: no Stomach: okay Thighs: sure thing
Today is 12-13-14 It's the last sequential date we'll see in our lives 😱😳
That awkward moment when you can't find your friends and you just stand there looking like a loner.
That person in every class who thinks they are Albert Einstein. Calm your tits.
2009: "I was so stupid last year." 2010: "I was so stupid last year." 2011: "I was so stupid last year." 2012: "I was so stupid last year."
That awkward moment when your best friend gets into trouble for something you did.
I hate when waiters ask, "Are you done with that?" When the plate is completely clear. Like nah, imma eat the plate too.
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