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Best Teen Jokes and Posts From Everywhere. :{D

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Why is it when we buy food for the house that we say we'll eat we don't. But when you're craving it it's not there


In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!


That awkward moment when you grab the hand of someone you think you know, only to turn and face a complete stranger.


Having a pet in the house is great, you can blame all suspicious sounds on it. *BANG* "What was that?" "...it was just the fish."


That awkward moment when your teacher says "ok pick a partner" and you give your friend the sexiest pedophile look ever.


When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?


"EA Sports, it's in the game" along with the guy who says it.


When two radio stations play the same song you hate at the same time


Can a teacher give a homeless kid homework?


99% of the people in this world are stupid. Luckily I'm the other 4% :)


The moment when the object says do not touch and when no ones looking you touch it anyway


In the first Twilight Edward and Bella were in Biology together. You take biology as a sophomore. Idk any 16 year olds that look like that


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Knock knock. Whose there? Well not your parents, because they dont knock


Not all goodbyes are bad. For example : "goodbye, class"


When your friend moves away and you say youll be friends forever and than never talk again ...awkward.


When you get to a place first but they let people who came in after you go in before you.


Everyone is kissing someone and I'm all alone. Oh wait, why hello there pillow ;)


2 Chainz looks a lot like the bagel guy from iCarly.


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