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@TeightR

Welcome to the worst profile on Twitter...Full of self degrading humor and foul language this profile shouldnt be read or enjoyed by anyone!

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@AmericanAir I write an email about things that happened on my flight and this is the response I get?

TeightR's tweet image. @AmericanAir I write an email about things that happened on my flight and this is the response I get?
TeightR's tweet image. @AmericanAir I write an email about things that happened on my flight and this is the response I get?

Hey @CallofDuty how am I supposed to upgrade my stuff when you have a glitch that shows this? How do I fix this??

TeightR's tweet image. Hey @CallofDuty how am I supposed to upgrade my stuff when you have a glitch that shows this?  How do I fix this??

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

TeightR's tweet image. Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Setting sail for another treasure filled adventure in #SeaOfThievesCommunityDay


If you or someone you know has WAP, please help with the fires in California


One in 7 giga coasters in the world! Will you be riding this summer? #Maskon #Coasternation #Readyforliftoff #Gigacoaster

TeightR's tweet image. One in 7 giga coasters in the world!  Will you be riding this summer?  #Maskon #Coasternation #Readyforliftoff #Gigacoaster

Waking up this early when you have a pool that looks like this! @HiltonGrandVac

TeightR's tweet image. Waking up this early when you have a pool that looks like this! @HiltonGrandVac

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last long for fat people


I see what you did there @dominos, now stop toying with my emotions and bring him back already.

TeightR's tweet image. I see what you did there @dominos, now stop toying with my emotions and bring him back already.

I had ADHD till Dad's belt came off


Oh the fat, sweaty, talkative videogame nerd, just want I needed behind me on this black Friday. Don't worry if you don't find what he is saying amusing, he laughs at his own jokes...however the shower has eluded him.


How do you close TSA Pre the weekend before Thanksgiving on a Saturday night at 830. Wtf @MCO


Adulthood is just whispering "Oh for fucks sake" everytime the phone rings


This lady just yelled at the waitress "I can't eat my salad, because you refuse to bring me chopsticks". I will gladly reintroduce her to a fork when I stand it into her third chin.


Genuis!

Anyway- Here’s the opening to Cheers but with Pennywise the Clown hidden in every photograph.



My dad is obsessed with grass and cutting grass, and talking about how much better the grass looks. I wanted to eat dinner but it might rain so he had to cut the grass. I suggested cutting it tomorrow, Horrible suggestion incase you were wondering. Grass waits for no one.


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